50 AMAZING Facts to Blow Your Mind! 21

[Azerrz]

I love you Matt, but the worst part of this video was 10:32!

[DannyB]

8:18-8:29. She doodled on her desk and got arrested? I'd probably get life in prison or the death sentence for how much I doodle on my desk...

[treeckomaster]

You've managed to blow my mind 1050 times. One for every fact.  Why am I not dead yet?

[ASAInstrumentals]

Damn 1:17 almost gave me tears he saved 160 lives he's a fucking hero

[RobGavagan]

I don't think the Alexa story is that severe, honestly. I once got super drunk, handcuffed and kidnapped a girl named Emily who refused to go on a date with me. I put her in my basement. When I woke up the next morning and went down to check on her, she had managed to turn into one of my neighbor's dogs. Not sure what kind of black magic power she had. Weirdest thing, though. Emily was at school that morning. Hmmm...

[bowser]

Google+ was forced on us though so wasn't really an achievement. How many of us actually use it outside of Youtube comments?

[Kyezie]

20 Things to do Before You Die...
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
4) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
5) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
6) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
7) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream
8) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
9) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
10) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
11) Call McDonalds asking for directions to Burger King.
12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
13) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
14) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
15) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
16) Hide a walk talkie in a bush and scare people that walk by.
17) Get on a crowded elevator with a bag in your hands, sigh and say "darn my snake got loose again".
18) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
19) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
20) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

[SarrasiHope]

Wow, your ship shipping ship shipping shipping ship shirt is amazing!!

[zippityzbrake]

who else has been here since 50 facts to blow my mind #1

[DeniseMilaniOfficialPage]

You consistently post such wonderful content, thank you for countless hours of entertainment!

[assassin]

Would anyone else want matt as their history teacher? I would actually pay attention in class!

[IAmWolfBoy]

I knew they had green tea Kit-Kats, but Soy sauce? Japan, you've been holding out on us!

[PDJ]

For fact #42, no wonder why school lunches taste terrible.

[michaeldesanta]

Amazing Fact: Michael De Santa lives two lives! A rich, linear movie enjoying, cigar smokin' scumbag, and a killing, land crumbling maniac!

[alexlloydmusic]

#43 was awesome! 179 pound car! That shows you how light carbon fiber is! And the gas mileage was amazing!

[natkenziesnuterra]

8:53 OSHITE, OSHITE YO SONO SHIKUMI WO. This place reminds me so much of the Tokyo Ghoul opening song scene.

[erinkeiko]

Green tea Kit-Kats are the
For those who don't like sweets to be overly sweet, you'd love them. ♥

[zacamil]

Look, if you had, one waffle and one bottle of syrup 
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment 
Would you capture it, or just let it slip? 
Yo 

His syrup are sticky, bottle almost gone, arms are heavy 
There's syrup on his sweater already: Aunt Jemimas 
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready 
To drop syrup but he forgot his waffle 
What he poured down, the whole crowd goes so loud 
He opens his mouth but the syrup won't come out 
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now 
The syrups run out, Bottles up, over - blaow 
Snap back to reality, oh, there goes Jemima 
Oh, there goes Jemima, he choked, he's so mad but he won't 
Give up that easy nope, he won't have it, he knows 
His whole mouths filled with syrup, it don't matter, he's dope 
He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows 
When he goes back to this grocery store, that's when it's 
Back to emtpy again, yo, the whole bottle 
He better go capture his butter and hope it don't pass him 

You better lose yourself in the syrup, the Jemima 
You own it, you better never let it go 
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow 
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime to eat it, (yo) 

The syrups's escaping through this hole that is gaping 
This world is mine for the taking, make me Aunt Jemima 
As we move toward a New Breakfast Order 
A normal life is boring; but syrup and wallfe not 
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder 
Homie grows hotter, he blows it's all over 
These bottles is all on him, coast to coast shows 
SHe's known as the Aunt Jemima, lonely roads 
God only knows, he's grown farther from the syrup, he's no father 
He goes home and barely knows his own bottles 
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold syrup 
These bottles don't want him no mo', he's cold product 
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows 
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera 
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner 
But the sryup goes on: da-da-dum da-dum dah-dah 

No more games, I'ma change what you call syrup 
Tear this Aunt Jemima bottles off like two dogs caged 
I was playing in the beginning, the syrup all changed 
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage 
But I kept buying and stepped right in the next bottle 
Best believe somebody's paying the syrup bottles 
All the syrup inside amplified by the 
Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- 
Five bottles and I can't provide the right type of 
syrup for my family, cause man, these God damn 
Food stamps don't buy waffles, and there's no movie 
There's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my last bottle 
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder 
Tryna feed and water my seed plus, teeter-totter 
Caught up between being a aunt and a syrup maker 
Aunt jemima drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna 
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony 
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail, I've got 
To formulate the syrup, or end up in jail or shot 
Success is my only motherfuckin' option - failure's not 
Aunt jemima, I love you but this trailer's got to go 
I cannot grow old in Syrups's Lot 
So here I go it's my shot, bottle: fail me not 
This may be the only opportunity that I got 

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

[thatguyonyoutube]

I found Mexican coke a little while ago and tired to send some to my friend through the mail (it tastes very different but good) but since it was on Spanish and on the box I put "Mexican Coke" it was denied by border security, and questioned because they thought it was cocaine from Mexico, being transported in the drink. I need to be more careful on my labelling

[dirge]

The fact that elephants grieved for their loved ones and even visit them truly blew my mind.