⭐ Star VS Bullet Bill Speed in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

i got a comment the other day

[Shortcat]

The doctor told me i have 36 seconds to left to live so i made this video

[local_stranger]

That poor kid who wrote that was right all along...

[TheSpeedSkewber_]

You, forgot that the star also has eye, s so the star is actually better than 3.56 thanks Nintendo!

[mistermisfortune]

The spiritual successor to "why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food"

[lukadiscombe]

For those of you that don’t know, someone dared him in the replies to make a short about that comment

[KingKieran]

"When i read this i was a bit skeptical."
When I read this I had a stroke

[aurelux]

this is what the yoshi teddy buggy meta does to a man

[JoWilliams-udeu]

As a dyslexic myself, who is terrified of spelling mistakes, this is my worst nightmare.

[TheVioletBirdie]

I had no idea the star was slower than the bullet because of the speed the! 😮 Thanks, Nintendo.

[fats]

really glad you did the short on this like i recommended, i knew you'd have some interesting information to share about it.
it's all about the eyes really, if you rearrange the word 'eyes' and remove the y and add a p and a d you can actually get the word 'epesd' which rearranged is 'speed' so essentially the eyes of an item are a hidden stat that represent the speed thanks nintendo

[The_Tsukuyomi]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[comfyghost]

when you read that you were skeptical, when i read that i thought i was having a stroke.

[Cubeorithms]

Had to slow down video because of the speed the, for the bullet eyes was 78.92 Thanks nintendo.

[tokothegecko]

The reason Teddy and Biddybuggy are the best vehicles is because they have eyes and, they can pass the other vehicles Thanks Nintendo

[DailyGrinderII-gdtb]

I love how Shortcat added pauses in the video the, video was very, cool.

[SamMurphy-nvzk]

They hated him for speaking the truth...

[astro]

"Thanks Nintendo" is forever

[vaycodm]

I’m high asf and I rewatched this short about 15 times 💀💀💀💀”THANKS NINTENDO😫🍆💦”

[straizobrando]

I want shortcat to make an ebook where he reads stuff like this

[Xifihas]

I know that kid speaks English as his first language because only a native speaker can be that incoherent.