Trollge: June 22nd, 2037, 'The Mortality Stealer' Incident

#Trollge
#TrollgeIncident

[shmooify]

Screw you YouTube I'm gonna plug my server in the description and y'all can't stop me (they keep deleting this comment)

[VaultN]

Alternate version:
Turritopsis Dohrnii lives forever.
Step 1: Find and capture Turritopsis Dohrnii
Step 2; Inject it's DNA into yourself
Step 3: You are transforming
Step 4: Congratulations, you can now live fore-
Wait, what's this voice?
Step 5: Hear the voice of the lord.
Step 6: Obey
*8th of August 2888: "Eternal Servitude" incident*

[danielcharles]

Not sure which one I should steal... morality or mortality.
So when I took them to a dark alleyway to show them something unforgettable I decided to show them Twitter just to be safe... sure enough they lost both morality and mortality.
Thanks Shoomify! Now my free trial of life has been extended by at least 3 years with an extra of 2 months!

[Nguyen_Draws]

Rick Astley with a Gun is now developing trust issues(thank you Shmooify)

[catlicomusic]

Man, I've been watching you for a while, how do you only have 73 views on this masterpiece?

[fallvine]

Oh boi Trollge gaining more power by the day

[DocteurMortalité]

most of these incidents are amazing! keep up the work!

[CuteFlowerMination]

Shit, I got the instructions wrong- Accidentally stole a fish's soul instead

[Mr_Lightningbolt]

"You will be food, nothing more..."

[cllwn]

Keep up the good work man ur so good at drawing

[gasmaskboi]

Nobody:

Comments: is this morality and mortality

[MeddlesomeFools]

Instructions unclear; I now have a cool friend

[Todija]

This tutorial looks like something I can do, excluding the part where I have to small talk with someone in their mid 20's and gain their trust

[saucepartelectricboogaloo]

id like to think this is all the same dude, trapped in a cycle of becoming/encountering these eldritch entities

[gearisko]

thank you I have now gained immortality

[konradklukowski]

Incident idea whit a twist

How to find a partner:
1)Give up trying
2)Clone yourself with swap gender
3)ask out your creation
4)She likes you as a friend
5)She creates her own live without you
6)lose hope
7)listen to
8)they introduce you whit there new friend
9)She likes you
Sep 10 2034 "Perfect partner" incident

[elcrit]

I looking for the gmod trollges origins, found one.

[linc]

July 18th 2024 “Trolled Himself” Incident maybe?
I was thinking like Trollge trolled himself or something like that

[ilovehogrider]

Something unforgettable... grabs one jar one man video

[sallahdaniels]

Me thinking when I see the title “oh thats good since youre immortal now”
After: oh