General Mattis quotes make me proud to serve #shorts #military

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[BabaSirKnee]

You're appreciation for Mattis is motivating Sir and I thank you for it

[benorth]

I served under Mattis my first deployment. He was a genius!

[christofwill]

When Mark Esper took over as SECDEF and they took General Mattis' portrait off the chain of command wall, I took it and hung it in my office. He was an amazing leader who will go down in USMC history. He made me proud to be an Army NCO serving under his direction.

[danieeljones]

"Always bring a knife in case you have to cut some cheese cake or kill somebody"

Gen Mattis

[bartsanders]

Off the cuff:

"What keeps you up at night?"

"Nothing. I keep other people up at night."

He's a walking Chuck Norris meme about himself.

[JayDubbBCT]

Big Sarnt Bellavia has thee hardest quote of all time. "We don't want war, but if you want war with the USA, someone else will raise your son's and daughter's."

[thesoniclion]

That sounds very similar to "be polite. be efficient. have a plan to kill everyone you meet." From meet the sniper

[AttackHelicopter]

General mattis! First person ever to get a confirmed kill with an carrier. Lol

[Kryptonite]

Another one "Marines, we're surrounded. We've got them right where we want them".

[noahtackett]

General Mattis is our generation's Patton and we need him

[davidreeding]

Isnt that what the sniper said in "Meet the Sniper"?

[sapperveteran]

Proud to have served under him. As an Army soldier serving with the Marines was epic.

[thomask]

yeah its a cool quote but the school didnt appreciate it as my senior quote

[Dr.Canton]

I thought for so long that this was a misquoted sniper vioceline from tf2 💀💀💀

[copo]

General Mattis being a badass is ine if the few things all service members seem to agree on, regardless of branch

[networkoperations]

Gotta say, having people like him and you serving us makes me damned proud to be an American in general man.

[Castlehowlett]

So as a lance my Sgt. punished me based off of this quote.

As a young Marine I phucked around and made a few too many jokes at the wrong times. My Sgt decides I’m not serious enough and orders me to have a plan to kill everyone I meet. So ya know, I go along with the stupid a$$ game. Over the course of a month of planning to kill everyone that you interact with every day, you get bored. The same ‘pull pocket knife and stab him in the throat’ can only happen so many times before ya get creative. (Because service members aren’t allowed to carry personal firearms on base. Weak.) At some point you gotta find different ways to make a human body cease to function.

A month later, I went on leave. Just naturally, I sat down at my family table in the morning and imagined holding my baby brothers cereal spoon upright and forcing his eye socket down on to the handle.

Mattis was a bada$$ but don’t take dipshit “orders” too seriously or you’ll probably need therapy 🙃

[BADarse]

Why carry a knife? "In case I run into a piece of cake, or, a throat to slit."

[Trust-Yourself-st]

I thought he was gonna say fattest meat 🤣🤣🤣

[Reagan-gl]

Need more like him…our Generals just don’t have the backbone he had