Aztec sun gods

#mythology #aztec #sun #sungod #mexico #quetzalcoatl #huitzilpochtli #stormrunner #comedy

[kenhernan]

This is like when you don't go to school and you miss everything

[mylifeisacomplexpastiche]

Aztec Warrior: “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP THERE?!”

Huitzilopochtli: “Nunya. Now do you have my sacrifice or what? I need to be recharged so I can fight Coyolxauhqui and her brothers in the stars tonight.”

Aztec Warrior: “Oh, right! Got him right here, my guy.”

Toltec captive: “SOMEBODY HELP!”

[ShadowyKatz]

A very intense game of cosmic pinball.

[rqiniixx]

*"I was only gone for two days!"*


Me: Well, what do you expect from gods?

[williamhubbard]

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP THERE!?!" Is a surprisingly accurate response to most religions stories.

[stevestauffer]

Aztec Warrior: "What is going on up there."


Me: It's probably game night.

[Nemo_Putat_Ergo_Sum]

That was impressively fast delivery of some damned difficult *Aztec* names... ; )~

*Quetzelcoatlus* is now the name of the largest animal to have ever flown, a species of reptilian *Azhdarchid Pterosaur* with a truly _gargantuan_ wingspan of *11-12 Metres!* It also stood as tall as a modern freakin' *Giraffe* on the ground.

Hopefully, this will placate the *_Wing-ed Serpent God_* enough that he won't want to ritually cut my heart out anymore.

Probably...

[seandarvis]

Now the sun god maybe replaced but I know atleast one god of comedy and that’s you

[usdepartmentoftreasuryinte]

His pronunciation of some of the names is adorable

[andressandoval]

" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING UP THERE "

That got me good i ended up falling off my chair while i was laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[cowboybeep]

You threw a curve ball at everyone who thought this was all just Greek and Norse mythology.

Lucky for you I like surprises. Subbed.

[FireCat]

What the hell is going on up there!
Is the accurate response to all mythologies and pantheons

[bluestreak-]

I’d love to see a part two where we see them all fighting with each other

[Avinash_Lincoln]

Aztec warrior: what's going on up there?
Kratos: me

[aaroncoleman]

*meanwhile in the heavens* man that was some bar fight

[thargs]

enjoyed every skit I've came across because its a lighthearted way to portray the complex bullshit that is mythology XD hoping you made one about loki being a father and a mother XD Also you earned my sub either way ^^

[MACJR]

Only mythology that I know of that has their gods being reassigned to different positions

[kingflamedragon]

Dang the sun god title changes hands more than a WWE title.

[redpolscorp]

They say everytime a Aztec god changes, Zeus get's a new son... Daughter... Something.

[Parambolumberienriatta]

Mum said it's my turn on the Sun.