Sleaford Mods - Shortcummings

Shortcummings, from the album 'Spare Ribs'.

The arrogance of the privileged generally leads to short, short short, short, short cummings in a momentary centre stage at the cost of untold human misery and exploitation of public money.

Directed by Ian Tatham/ Sonder Design

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[SleafordModsOfficial]

Shortcummings

You have the vision when you move a notch
You get permission to be what you want
I snog it now cos the sexy spot is prancing on my garden
Look I’m elevated I’m Captain Hook
Just round the back of the shop shut street the rain in the wood is like a thinner sleet
It hits my nose and all I got is twigs and fat weeds and grass snakes please
When did I get so fuckin down on my knees?

You have the mission when you walk a lot
Don’t be a slider get it how you want
I snog it now cos the sexy spot is dancing like Baby, Dirty Dancing aka another crisis next to the magazine stand
Where’s our picture on the front of this magazine, man?
It’s such a shame that every job here is dead
It’s such a shame that every person I meet needs smacking in the head
When did I get so fuckin down on my knees?

He’s gunna get all his dreams
He’s got short short short short shortcummings
He’s gunna mess himself such much
But it’s all gunna come down hard

He’s gunna get all his dreams
He’s got short short short short shortcummings
He’s gunna mess himself such much
But it’s all gunna come down hard

1, 2, 3, 4

You really don’t know what they’ve probably got
They’ve got your arms if you resist the trot
I’ll dance it now cos the rest is turned up in a microwave
Dark brown with the wavy wave
Just round the back of the bridge, no sleep,
Lines of the road with the yellow lights brave the night to my mind
Who lives in that house what do they think all the time

He’s gunna get all his dreams
He’s got short short short short shortcummings
He’s gunna mess himself such much
But it’s all gunna come down hard

He’s gunna get all his dreams
He’s got short short short short shortcummings
He’s gunna mess himself such much
But it’s all gunna come down hard
What do you get for killing me
A tighter grip, a bled of dying thousand

He’s gunna get all his dreams
He’s got short short short short shortcummings
He’s gunna mess himself such much
But it’s all gunna come down hard

What do you get for killing me
A tighter grip, a bled of dying thousand

[TruthEvil]

Just another proof you don't need a slew of musicians and a million-dollar setup, just some raw talent! Great stuff.

[SDSKamikaze]

Sleaford Mods only get better, unreal stuff

[iangillett]

One of the best original bands out there no question. Huge respect

[thelastfeast]

That bass tone is immense. Gonna sound great in a club when/if we can go back to normal.

[JohnMaguire-bcno]

My 72 Dad has an honours degree in English Lit and Poetry. I played him Jobseeker and he agreed its poetry in its own right

[MarcRosson]

At lot of people say that your music is very angry but hardly anyone mentions that there is a lot of humour in your music.

[darrenpalmer]

Lived thru first punk 1975, nice to still hear lyrics like these today, rejuvenated ❤️

[Robostomp]

I love this social distancing/remote work reference with Andrew grooving somewhere on the screen, not with Jason as usually in the videoclips. Cracks me up as well.

[unclesquatch]

I love, love, love, love this song.

[Zebula]

the style is more and more refined it's a jewel thank you for that

[prodrywallservice]

My day revolves around hearing everything these guys have done. Waken carefully speed to work avoiding pedestrains etc. Do only whats necessary at work to keep my nose clean. Head home back on the Sleaford Mods journey. Life is great. Hahaha.

[APHEXTWIN]

Give me this over oasis any day of the week.

[ziggypop]

For a guy like me grew up in 90s, this band is gold!

[barbaragray]

I’m learning an entirely different language, fellas, thank you. Cheers from the Land of Enchantment.

[htafcshirtcollector]

Super Hans would definitely have been into these.

[johnmunro]

Sleaford Mods, the soundtrack to coming bloody revolution.

[markslater]

THE MUTZ NUTS.. Long live the MODS ..Best band since the Angelic Upstarts, Exploited & GBH in the punk days of the 70’s and 80’s. Punk not dead

[carlbater]

"When did I get so down on my knees" - Sleaford Mods speak for people like me in a way nobody else does.

[chuleta]

My wife asked me why I like these guys when she knows I don't like music unless it's played with actual instruments. I told her that I have no clue I just dig em.