Trojan.Ransom.Rensenware

sorry that my shmup skillz are not quite up to par, but I never play
touhou.

[vapormermaid]

I like to imagine the US government bringing in the world's best Touhou player to decrypt ransomed military documents.

[abdussami]

2000 : *How to remove viruses*

2019 : *How to make viruses*

[FloatingSunfish]

This is actually worse than asking for bitcoin.

[zad_rasera]

"It turns out I'm bad at it."
Literally everyone when they first play touhou

[leesangwon]

Fun Fact: The maker of RensenWare was the first guy having to decrypt by getting 2 billion, He forgot to use it on a virtual machine.

[Legendnewer]

"Choose the red girl, because why not?"
Press F to pay respect to Reimu

[stellarphantasmvfx]

Plot Twist:
This is Reimu's plan to get more "donations"

[boopy]

"yeah whos calling?"
"The president"
"are you for real?"
"yes, we have heard you are good at touhou"
"yes why?"
"we need you to play touhou on lunatic mode and get to 0.2 billion score"

[gyroninjamodder]

>be professional touhou player
>anonymously release ransomeware only those of my caliber can unlock
>offer my skills to anyone who wants them at $100/hr + travel fees.

[starofafrika]

Marisa stole the precious files..



11/07/2020: what the fuck, how did this get popular lmfao

[hverman]

this is the best ransomware ever created

[odd]

Imagine getting a ransomware that makes you watch all the episodes of boku no pico

[Youssoupoff.]

"choose the red girl, why not"

thanks

[wallruss]

2D girls fucking up our computers
this is the future

[kaargen]

Well, at least it doesn't force you to beat Clownpiece with 1 life.

[invalid_user_handle]

Ah, yes, the ransomware that was made as a joke, but then it went out of control to the point that the creator himself got infected and couldn't get close to getting the required points.

[andrewnguyen]

2:47
“Anime Girl”
Oh I can feel the hate comments already...

[Niko]

Play Touhou to decrypt files? Doesn't sound like a virus to me.

[CarlMeri]

Other virus:you need too pay me ur computer or i eliminate it, nah i gonna eliminate it
Rensenware:Touhou is love, Touhou is life

[lordpumpkinhead]

This is just evil. You have to play arguably the hardest game in the series on the hardest difficulty, and it has to be near perfect. Hope you like their themes, cause you're gonna be here for at minimum a few months.