Why men hate astrology girls

[benharmon]

I can’t believe you found the footage.

[Richie_Godsil]

"Mercury is in retrograde..."

"Damn, there's mercury in Gatorade? That's nuts!"

[kanthony]

I laughed far harder at that end than I probably should have.

[MrKurtykurt]

I’ll never forgot that morning, I was only 11yrs old and virtually every channel was covering the horrific accident. As a Capricorn, I was far more concerned about the ideal number of mineral miners in a 1 v 1 StarCraft match

[floopflarp]

Finally, they're getting clean and avoiding 9/11 jokes. So nice to see them be wholesome and friendly with their jokes. My kids will love this.

[alexanderbrown]

Princess Diana was on the radio this morning, and all over the dashboard.

[roryross]

This is absolutely brilliant, didn’t see that coming... and neither did her Astrologer! 😂😂

[KasEri]

"Astrology is racism for women" -Asmongold

[alexeecs]

Now I know why there was a British accent lol

[GoingHamAllTheWay]

“Holy shit” when the twist is revealed

[CZI]

Jfc I got whiplash from the turn that took 😂

[alaron]

Whoever at CrackerMilk came up with that twist, I salute you! That was brilliant!

[Baronnax]

Her: "What's your sign?"
Me: "✌🏼"

[americanidiot]

Very inclusive with the punch line here! not all the jokes have to be 9/11, we can include other cultures tragedies as well

[docdavidbaker]

JESUS. I did NOT expect that punchline.😂😂😂

[KaityKat]

you know what my favorite thing to do with Astrology nuts is?

tell them I'm a Sagittarius, then after they've said their fill of BS about how they could totally tell I was a Sagittarius, I say "Joke's on you, cause I was lying. I'm actually a Scorpio."

Invariably. every single time. without fail. they will reply "That's stich a scorpio thing to do."

Which is hilarious cause I'm actually a Gemini.

[Pfilibuster]

This had me giggling like a little girl

[daegannlongstrider]

He held in there longer than I would have.

[TubeOClock]

Wow. That’s an unexpected turn. That’s Dark, Sam.

[kieran]

That ending took me the fuck out, well done 😂