Survival Myths That Could Get You Killed

If you think binge watching survival hacks will turn you into a survival expert, think again, because you might end up in an even worse situation following their tips. Here are the top ten survival tips that do more harm than good.

[Zunken]

I watched for two minutes and all I can think is "if you can contact medical help then you are not really in a survival situation, are you?"

[tylerjohnson]

ACTUAL BEAR SURVIVAL TIPS:
Black Bear- Make yourself as big as possible. Hold up a jacket or other clothing item. Make loud noises and yell. If it does attack(VERY Unlikely) fight back, hit the eyes and snout.
Brown(Grizzly) Bear- Play dead, or alowly back away low to the ground. If you stay big or approach they think of you as a chellenger, they will fight until you go down(and you will). Thry will most likely not kill you when you go down(There is about a 1% chance thst they will kill you. You are no longer a threat. REMEMBER: They eat fish NOT Humans)
White(Polar) Bear- The only was is to kill it(shoot it with a gun). Polar Bears have been known to stalk groups of men for weeks at a time. It WILL fight. If you play dead it will maul you. If you fight they will fight back until you are dead. Always go out with a gun when in an area with polar bears. If you are still reading, thank you. Please comment that you read to the end. THANKS.

[cres]

In Canada, we have a good system for bears,
If it’s brown lie down
If it’s black fight back
If it’s white say goodnight

[goksi]

Bear attacks color blind person.
Game over.

[Apoc_Bone_Daddy]

As an former Call Of Duty soldier and Survivalist from both Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I can say that the best thing to do in emergency situations is to level up as much as possible and steal everything, if that doesn't help, you'll just respawn, so no big deal

[anjastrnad]

_That's why I rather stay home, watch netflix, play roblox an eat fast and nasty food_

[Callabungah]

Doctors: *What Did The Snake Look Like?*

Me: *Long And It Hisses..*

[leafman]

"Expert":"The moss always grows on the north side of trees."
*There's moss surrounding all of the tree*
Me: "N A N I ?

[galloviking]

So, about the snake bite... how do I find a hospital in the wild?

[Krimay.]

Survival Tip : Dont Eat The Yellow Snow..

[jaredthomas]

Instructions unclear: ender dragon killed me

[omittingsilence]

Bitten by a snake
In a jungle
I will just walk to a hospital
hours later
God dangit

[WinStunSmith]

Chuck Norris doesn’t carry bear spray.

Bears carry Chuck Norris spray.

[tkn]

And the number 1 survival tip is...


*Don't go into the wild just stay in the comfort of your home.*

[AliMakaveli]

*Greatest Survival Tip: DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE*

[wyatt_iley]

Bears are faster than Olympic sprinters? I am most likely too when I'm chased by a bear.

[carmeldm]

lost in the wild?




walk to the doctors

[merubindono]

How to survive in the wild:
1. Don't leave the safety of your parents' basement

[Sarah-ruku]

There was this survivor of a black bear attack and they almost died because they heard the myth of playing dead. They had to get a lot of body parts amputated

[pixelmaster]

i think the whole point of survival tips is in the scenario that you don't have access to a hospital