oh rats it’s the trolley problem

i did not take this other possibility into consideration

[TheDarkSatirist]

This is why I don’t go outside anymore. Too many ethical dilemmas

[TrismegistusMx]

I shared this with my kids and "These fools don't know that they're in charge of their destiny, " has become a tag line on par with, "that's what she said."

[sneedumfeedum]

no one ever takes the wishes of the trolley into consideration

[standhaftgarithos]

The obvious answer is to wait until the front of the trolley passes the switch, then pull the lever, so the trolley is then dragged across both tracks ensuring you get the full quadkill.

[immortalita]

having no legs truly is a problem when you're trying to get out of a traintrack

[simonsancartier]

"First I lost my keys, now this?!". This is so delightfully awkward

[_layman_]

those two mfs that werent stuck and decided to just switch their tracks is the real question in here

[RafaelSilvaMayo]

this is the type of problems my grandpa would face every day going to school, in the snow and the heat, uphill and downhill and after having to fight off the devil with a rusty machete. they just dont make men like him any more

[VDiddy]

“I didn’t consider the trolley” absolutely got me. The deadpan delivery, the immediate end right after…yeah, I’m keeping an eye on this channel.

[filmcow]

you are an artist and i wish you great success

[mistydayremainsofthejudgment]

the mic popping during "i went to a small liberal arts college in cambridge massachusetts" is everything

[domotoroOfficial]

a very important part of the trolley problem is that if you pull the lever, you get to pull a lever. pulling levers is fun

[hesya]

I cried when she said, "i have become trolley, destroyer of ethics"

[ksauceyt]

The characters feel like Charlie Brown characters and I cannot explain why

[JohnVance]

these fools don't know that they're in charge of their destiny

[falconeshield]

This feels like something from the old internet. Well done!

[Welkins]

Rats! Doesn’t it suck whenever you fail to consider all the variables of an ethical dilemma leading to unintended less-than-desirable consequences?

[razumskiy]

i love that empty vacant look. it's as if there's nothing behind those eyes. just like god intended

[dave.]

maybe the real trolley problem are the friends we made along the way

[Dovorans]

"Multi-track drifting!" I shout, hoping my facade of humor will mask my profound discomfort at being responsible for the lives of other people.