Inferior Raiden Vs Superior Raiden

Sussy Shogun pic: Come on you and I both know it's from ThiccwithaQ

Tags: Raiden, Jack the RIpper, Metal gear rising revengance, MGRR, MGR, Moonsoon, Stains of time ,Raiden shogun, Genshin Impact, Revengance status

I finally removed that damned Kinemaster logo since I'm using capcut now. Sorry if it looks weird in some places lmao.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is an action video game developed by Platinum Games and produced by Kojima Productions, for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles.

[CyberController-]

Raiden: Yeah? Well, your dad is dead!
Raiden: I know, I'm the one who killed him

[DMAN]

I mean one of them can control lightning, is ridiculously strong and looks great in high heels, the other is from Genshin Impact.

[PaperCircle]

"Hey Raiden, how's your fake gods?"
"They're good. How's your dead friends?"

[Zack-dsrs]

lame raiden: waaahhh my friends dead
Jack the ripper: IS WHY I FIGHT

[yourewallsareveryconvenien]

Yo remember when Metal Gear Raiden came out he was the most hated character? Now he's the most loved one? Yeah.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Genshin fans: “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

Metal Gear and Mortal Kombat fans: 🤝

[purpleengiegaming]

One Raiden is a god. The other hasn't stabbed two politicians.

[blankatom]

GI Raiden: *Exists*
Mk and Mgr Raidens:And We took that personally...

[solaire]

I would've lost my shit if he said "Press any key" at the end XD

[painfuldeath]

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!!!

[FaFaBentong]

Expensive RNG Raiden: Cringe dialogue about eternity, dango sht and dead sister

Based Raiden: P h i l o s o p h y

[youhakashi]

Genshin Raiden:
• A god but can't even cut through wooden shields
• Has lame sword
• All her friends dead
• Can't cook
• Not a single being to cook with
• Can't find the lamb sauce

Metal gear Raiden:
• Can literally cut through anything (Including pathways that are needed to progress in the story.)
• Awesome high frequency blade
• Got all the b*tches
• Cooks with gigachad senator
• Made the mother of all omelettes together with gigachad Armstrong
• Didn't fret over every egg



and most importantly,
THE MEMES, JACK...

[physical_insanity]

I've been trying to get my Raiden impression to a point where it doesn't rape my throat so I can do the one where he throws the Ray, but this is miles better than anything I could do, lol.

[isaacrubalcava]

Virgin raiden: all my friends are dead:’(
Alpha raiden: I must kill a politician for his different political beliefs
Chad raiden: (too busy consulting the elder gods)

[bartender_]

Genshin players:🤓 she sliced a whole island in her story
Mgr: but she can't slice nanomachines and can't cook

[swgsmile]

GI Raiden: my friends are dead

MGR Raiden: Damn bitch thats crazy but i sure dont care

[D-S-G.]

So I did the math.

Metal Gear Rising costs 30 dollars, but this is including Sam and Bladewolf. So for simplicity's sake, we will lower it to 20 with the last 10 for the DLC.

Genshin Impact is hard to calculate due to being a free to play gacha game, where the gambling currency can be obtained relatively easily. This theoretically means a Raiden can be obtained entirely for free. Gacha games have very predatory microtransaction rates to both discourage f2ps from spending money the do not have, and profiting off p2ps at maximum capacity. Genshin Impact's Gambling Currency, named an Acquaint Fate, costs 180 currency. 100 dollars can buy 6480 currency, which totals to 36 Acquaint Fates. Genshin has a pity system in their gambling, where you will get a featured character within 180 pulls maximum. This means to get 180 Acquaint Fates, it will take about 5 purchases, totaling 500 dollars. (note that you can probably just play the game and not spend this much money, this is just for argument sake)

This theoretically means that you can purchase 25 Raidens for the price of a single Raiden. Thank you for coming to my ted talk



























































Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

There will be blood-shed

The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-shed

It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

[neostorm]

Broke: Simp for sparkly god.

Woke: Argue philosphy with terrorists.

[randompersonyoudontknow]

I just love how Raiden just says Metal gear rising revengeance out of nowhere

[gm_sniper]

honestly it would've fit much better with raidens laugh