Elders of Zion (satire)

This song is a work of satire, created to mock and highlight the absurdity of antisemitic conspiracy theories and stereotypes. It uses humor and exaggeration to ridicule baseless and harmful ideas, not to promote or endorse them.

As an Israeli YouTube channel, we strongly condemn antisemitism and all forms of hate. The concept of “Elders of Zion” is a fabricated and discredited notion rooted in historical propaganda, and this song seeks to lampoon such ridiculous myths by portraying them in an intentionally absurd and playful manner.

This video is intended to entertain, educate, and challenge harmful narratives through satire. Please enjoy it in the spirit it was intended.

[OyVeyAI]

In a smoky little room, where the secrets are told,
Sit the Elders of Zion, both wrinkled and bold.
With their charts and cigars and their tea brewed just right,
They’re behind Trump and Biden, the left and the right!

Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
If the world’s gone mad, it’s them you’re relyin’.
Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
They’re pulling the strings while we’re all just sighin’!

Nick Fuentes is ranting, and AOC tweets,
Candace Owens? They’ve got her on repeat.
They’re nodding and grinning, “This circus is grand!
We control both the tent and the marching band!”

Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
If the world’s gone mad, it’s them you’re relyin’.
Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
They’re pulling both sides, so stop your cryin’!

They’re with MAGA hats and progressive squads,
Funding protests and Wall Street gods.
If your stocks go boom or your kugel goes flat,
You can bet the Elders are behind all that!

So you lost your keys, or your Wi-Fi is slow?
Or gas prices rise? Well, now you know.
From the weather to wars, they control the whole show,
And they laugh over lox while the chaos just grows.

Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
If the news feels fake, it’s them you’re defyin’.
Elders of Zion! Elders of Zion!
They’re stirring the soup, so stop your whinin’!

So when nothing makes sense, and you don’t know why,
Just picture the Elders with a gleam in their eye.
With kugel and plans and a grin ear to ear,
They’ll say, “Nu, we’ve been running things for years!”

Oy gevalt, don’t take it so seriously—who else would want the job?

[TochiSawaki]

Please stand up for the Israeli national anthem! 🫡🏳‍⚧

[hellgod]

Holcost did happen that's why it's illegal to question it