Gammontown: the anti-woke kids' show for horrible children

Hoping GB News will commission this. Planning to pitch the American version "Beefburg" to Fox News. I did the animation - you think I pay people to make this sort of frippery?

[dunderbaer]

"The war on christmas" appearing three times in the list of "new" episodes is absolutely golden

[cdsbradley]

Finally, a kids show without all the politics!

[BenPanced]

I can already tell this is going to be a dangerous show: the female child character is asking questions and showing an unnatural curiosity about the world around her.

[andrecarpenter]

“The one where a billionaire buys the community center but it’s a good thing”
The best episode so far

[scanti]

My parents brought me up to be an honest, hardworking, useful, respectful member of society. This show taught me they were just puppets of the Wokerati.i have now stopped loving myself and started hating others. It' takes so much less effort.

[josemaria]

"Finally, a kid's show that isn't propaganda" - every single pundit

[tskmaster]

It is a pity we stopped naming people after their jobs, we could have some interesting names these days.
Dave Uberdriverdoordasherersonalshopper, meet John RichsonSOB

[chriswaine]

If this were a real TV show I would still have learned about its existence via YouTube recommending me a video, but usually it's a 30 minute review with "Painfully Unfunny" in the title and the thumbnail.

[chenstormstout]

“Watch out for Sexy Winston Churchill” is a confusing threat. That somehow makes it more threatening.

[cardboardspeccies]

0:12 fun fact- "if it aint woke, dont fix it" was a show at edinburgh fringe this year but i didnt see it because i was too woke

[makeda]

"The one whose a girl" The most solid of characterization. 🌚

[BEE-ozyd]

"Are you tired of hard-working bullies being demonized?" yes life is so hard for bullies like me!

[caret_shell]

PragerU for Kids just greenlit this show for 10 seasons.

[schattentaenzerin]

They finally greenlit the show?
My dad really loved "Scary different-looking people are coming to take your things!", the movie it's based on 😁

[lucasbulman]

Ironically, if the show were real, there would already be 20 tweets complaining about forced inclusion due to the girl's prominence.

[rasengdori]

The “girl character” having no lines and zero personality was the funniest part.

[g.f.martianshipyards]

Too woke. What is that girl doing there, asking questions about the status quo?

[claytonandres]

Good thing the money extracted from that woke kid will trickle down to the other working-class bullies

[yror]

"If climate, why I cold" 😂😂

[SurprisinglyDeep]

Gammon

According to wikipedia, Gammon is basically an old timey term for a cut ham.

However accordung to urban dictionary

"Gammon [is] British slang, [a] stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.

The kind of person who thinks that 'flour' is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain and that they don't want any of that 'foreign muck' and instead only eat beans and sausages [while on holiday]"