American Sizes #joke #classicjoke

The one with the BIG differences, or is it the metric system?

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Source: Lewis & Faye Copeland, 10000 Jokes, Toasts and Stories (New York: Garden City Books, 1940).

"They say no joke is really new but has its origin in the hinterlands of another day, the product of some distant unnamed jokesmith. So here is our salute to all the merry company of wits who have made it their happy business to concoct the food of laughter!" -- Lewis & Faye Copeland

[Jeonsaryu]

There's a saying that "Everything is bigger in America".

I think the pun is that American fruit are apparently so damn huge, the American tourists mistake the melon to be "smaller" fruit.
The Netherlands melon is football-sized, where as American ones can be bigger than your head.

Y'all are also insane with your pumpkins.

[zeyuthenoob]

This is based of a real joke

A boy was sitting down on the bus when an elderly lady stepped in, the boy stood up but the old lady pushed him down saying “it’s ok I can stand on my own!” The boy kept trying to stand up but the lady kept pushing him down, finally the boy said “please! I was supposed to alight 10 stops ago!”

[Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjs]

Here is a joke:

Two young pilots are lining up to get their flying license,

“Did you study for the tests?” One asks the other

“No, ” he says, “I’m just gonna wing it.”

[Koshian_Adzuki]

People from Ohio: Dude, that’s obviously a pea

[Invalid-userk]

American sizes are large but so small at the same time

[davenracster]

Lol no thats not true BUT IT IS IN TEXAS!

[cheezhamburburs]

Day 2 Of Asking For This To Be In A Video.

A man asked a girl to go to the prom dance. She says yes, and the man wants to rent a suit. At the suit shop there's a long line. He waits and waits, and then he gets a suit. He also wants flowers. He goes to the flower shop and there is also a long line. He waits for a while, then finally gets flowers. He picks up the girl then goes to the dance. There is also a long line there. They wait and wait. They finally get to go in, and the man asked the woman for a drink. She wants punch, and the man goes to the punch stand. He let's out a sigh. "Thank god there's no punch line. "

[krishnasonawane]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs comes ever closer to reality

[huiyuniris]

Texas people be like “come on man stop messing around with that grape seed

[Franwow]

people from texas:
"go put that atom back"

[mmks]

As someone who lives in amsterdam this physically hurts me

[phlagenjoyer]

Texan: COMON STOP BABBLING ABOUT THAT THERE PEA

[dr_alto_clef]

As a dutch person, we would either let him pay for it as a big apple (by the kg) or say "volgens mij mis jij hersencellen"

[RADish-official]

I have a joke


‘A man walks up to me, point a finger at my face and laughs.’

[LolcodeXPlayz]

I have a joke:

“Teaching is not for sensitive souls.
I was teaching my English class about past, present and future tense, and I called upon Susie (A girl in his class.). I said: I am beautiful is what tense? Susie answered: Past Tense, Mr. Williams.

[SillySallykins]

I bet he’s waiting to get a brick from the great pyramids of Giza- 💀

[SillySallykins]

State from Jake Farm: bro’s got a nucleus from a flea cell-

[dorkish]

Meanwhile the Montanan and Idahoan looking for corn and potatoes

[Captainsoupbeard]

And a Texan shows up and says who's selling sand

[MrMehhh]

as a floridian i can confirm that that is a very big apple