Sleeping in the military #militaryhumor

[michaelcassady]

As an E-5, I was about to hit REM sleep when my cell went off and I learned that two of my Marines had stolen a van and were picking up strippers.

[Bluejay]

As an E-4 on duty right now at 3am, I feel exposed 😂

[Ohnoitsthatguy-]

Indecent exposure and speeding? How about indecent exposure WHILE speeding.

[mandoc]

Spouse: do you know what time it is?
Me: yes but I need this one tiny piece of gear and I have a vague idea of where it is can you check the five places I tell you then drive it too me?😂
My poor wife lol

[baronc]

If you call me on the weekend and youre in jail. You are staying there until monday morning. Not gonna fuck up my weekend or anybody elses.

[DorkHorse]

GySgt be like “show up at 0745 to the shop.” Then proceeds to show up in civvies at 0830…cool. Guess I’ll go f’r myself then…

[slippinslidewayz]

I got out over 12 years ago so my spirit animal is now the CWO.

[legendofman]

Military spouse: “Do you know what time it is? My husband is still home”

[photomasterstudios]

I've been out for five years now, i still feel that "E4 on duty no sleep." business.

[hj]

And the O2 wake-up of “I was gonna call Shirt but you’re less scary-“

Dammit. Knew I shouldn’t have smiled that one time. 😑

[geofastar]

Shoulda put a cpap machine for the old dudes

[Blackbeard]

I remember being an E-5 on AOOD duty with a new boot butter bar and the MP's called that a marine was pulled over and had steroids in the car. Had to call his First Sgt and he was pissed because the wrest of the battalion was on a field op when it happened. The First Sgt made the kid sleep in the duty hut all weekend and then police call the whole battlion barracks and offices.

[SGT_Fon]

Been out 12 yrs 07 DEC 23 and still have my number from when I was active at FT. Benning. I still get calls from my troops for bail money (and the MP/PD's every now and then)
Best job I ever had LOL 😆

[michaelrogers]

I always assumed Chiefs just ran a coffee IV drip when they were sleeping.

[BigPapiLoc]

Actual military spouse: *wakes up in another dudes bed*

[johnmaddock]

E 7 should be crying in the pillow realizing if you got out after your first enlistment your body would not continually hurt, and caffeine and alcohol would not be your existence

[moisesarellano]

E7 always dealing with the craziest BS.

We wanted to test if it was true so we put the E7s phone on the table and it sounded like a call center. Everything from an angry spouse to people having pay issues

[coryjordan]

The warrent officer had me laughing hard😂

[xChaosFlower]

Some of E4s just cry ourselves to sleep at night 😂

[Acedia_Incarnation]

As an E-3 doing the same shit rn i feel exposed