SupplyHouse.com Smart Toilet

A revolutionary new device that finally gives you complete control over your bathroom. After an informational VHS and a short, 148 step installation, bathroom bliss can be yours.

Gone are the days where of manually flushing. Use the Smart Toilet companion app to flush wherever you are, whenever you want. Flush from across the room, down the hall, or on your way to work. You can even flush your toilet at home while on the toilet at work!

Forget to put the seat down? The Smart Toilet companion app can take care of that from anywhere! All you need is wifi access and a direct line of site to the southern sky. Your wife will never get mad at you for leaving the seat up ever again!

But that’s not all; the most innovative features of the Smart Toilet are its “porcelain profiles.” Make your throne your own just by using it! The Smart Toilet natively learns your habits and preferences to personally tailor your toilet experience and cater to every one of your needs while you do your business.

This device can be yours today with just 185 easy payments of 19.99 plus shipping and handling, so don’t delay, order today!

April Fools btw.

[RustyShacklefordPocketSand]

Where's the bidet? That rough paper on the huge roll is not very easy on your rear. 🚽