【Tensura】 I'm a Slime ('Sucker' Parody) 【uts ft. squad】

That One Time I Made A Parody Of That One Anime Where The Main Character Was Reincarnated As An OP Slime

parody► I'm a Slime
original song► Sucker 【Jonas Brothers】
mix, video edit► utsu
anime► That One Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime

I’m thirty-seven
Livin my days: a typical NPC
My life was heaven, yeah
Then suddenly I was headin’ to my crime scene

Life was flashing before my eyes, regretting I was so shy
I shoulda’ been more alive:
a predator
It was dark and I couldn’t see,
But then I started to eat
Don’t think I’m human anymore

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around and become stupidly OP
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I vore all the rarest of things
Bitch, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (and you)
Cos I played every FarmVille release, I make all of the rules
It’s true, I’m a slime on the move, yeah

I ate a dragon (yeah)
Enslaved some goblins and then made ‘em all sexy
I went to prison (yeah)
My Gary-Stu-Ass gettin’ tiddy on the daily
(oh, yeah yeah)

Bro this anime kinda blows
The episodes come and go
Wait, is that a hint of plot?
She’s kinda hot

‘Cos our destinies intertwine,
I’d smash if I had the time
But, baby, you’re (I’m) just a secret boss

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around seal a demon within me
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I vore all my problems away
Hell, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (yeah, you)
That attack put my ex on her back; couldn’t stop the flashback
It’s fact: I’m a slime and a snack

I been hankerin’ for a fight
My crew is my ride or die
That blue lookin’ mighty fine
On second thought...

Think it’s time that we struck a deal
(Your) my shrek-ass could be a meal
Or maybe we could party it up?

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around recreate society
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I’m bored, playing god was a chore
Don’t wanna deal with you (not you) or you (or you)
But I’m banking it on Season Two, hope them baddies come through
It’s true, I’m a slime on the move
I’m a slime, dummy blue

SPECIAL THANKS TO LAN FOR HELPING W MIX-CHECK AND LAST-MINUTE HELP, ALSO ACTORSALLUSION AND BROKE FOR BEING GREAT

CAST (in order of appearance)

FRENCH TRANSLATION FOR CLOSED CAPTION

my channel is dead but This Is Fine jeeyus ive been sittin on this one for like 12 years itS FINALLY DONE BUT IVE GOTTA LEAVE FOR A TRIP IN THE MORNING SO IM DESPERATELY UPLOADING YEEHAw
anyway, stan slime Rimuru Tempest Slime-Sama-Dono-Sensei I Love You Wherever You Are and i miss you...

[nonexistance]

"enslave some goblins ang made 'em all sexy"
-rimuru

[royal_doberman]

"Felt cute, might rebuild society, idk"
-Probably Rimuru

[gasp]

One of my favourite aspects of this show is how when he becomes a slime he is all like "what the hell am I, wait I can eat stuff? This is pretty cool, lets eat some more stuff" and he hasn't stopped since

[thetruesquid]

rimuru is the only one who can say "playing god was a chore"

[ProfessorRaven]

“Might fuck around and recreate society” best quote

[melancholicminerva]

"Im a slime and a snack"
Slime diaries yeah we already knew that.

[jessehendrix]

I like how sometimes the characters actually look like they’re singing the song

[nezukokamado]

"I'd smash if I had the time but baby you're just a secret boss" were the best lines written in history

[abysssans]

I keep getting recommended this and therefore can’t stop watching it and i believe it is now my favourite song

[aelius]

i like how he's like "YEAH YOU." to shizu lmao

[andholy]

This is officially the original song in my head

[iamnuff]

The way the vocals change as the protagonist changes form is actually really cool.

[vras]

“Might fuck around and become stupidly OP”

If only life was that simple for poor ol kazuma

[antonyerick]

"Enslaved some goblins..."
Well, you're not wrong, he took like 3 years to start paying them salaries.

[luisfernandosalasdilello]

The only problem with this song is that it ends.

[jurnightmare]

He went from eating demons to naming them and becoming one of their lords

[lizardlist]

The singer who sang this when it said “I went to prison” he sounded so EXCITED LMAO

[godisforever]

Bruh "I'm 37" is the best part in the hole song

[lorenzo]

"Playing god was a chore" I think is the laziest thing you can ever say

[DiamondDepthYT]

It's official. I've listened to this song 100 times now. And not only that, this is the first song I listened to in 2021, 2022, 2023, AND 2024.