Katt Vs. Dogg 'Cant Trust Cats'

Cats! They want you to think of them as cute, cuddly, and carefree, but that's all just part of a lie they're selling. Cats are an unbridled force of chaos and leave nothing but destruction in their wake. They sneak around until all hours of the night, getting into who knows what. And what's the deal with this 9 lives business? That's just unnatural. Plus, what's the deal with the box? What kind of schemes are they hatching in there? For ages, cats have been pushing society right to the brink, leaving the world teetering on the edge of destruction. Today, we end this CATastrophe. It's time to stand up to these tricksters. Let's clean the litter box, and put these felonious felines in their place. It's time for dogs! It's not a RUFF choice, choose dogs this year.

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CHOOSE DOGGS THIS YEAR.

[matthewxbradley]

I really hope they do make a movie based on this book someday.

[ChristianEsquivel]

I don't think so, dogs! I vote for cats! <3 <3