the 2 types of movie reviews on youtube

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I would’ve preferred the reviews to be mostly skits that establish a lore for the reviewer’s character

journeytotheotherside

There's also the "I'm just going to read you the Wikipedia page of the plot summary with sped shots from the movie and intermittently say if what I just read is good or bad."

U.Inferno

Or the third type: “To understand what’s going on in the Mad Max universe, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to the penal colonies of Australia…”

oneinathousand

“Closer to a 1 than an 11”
How very “YMS” of you

gecalebsmith

Nostalgia Carrying Thing. He carries the thing, so you don't have to!

aidangordon

Conclusion of the review: "You just gotta see for yourself."
... why did I just watch this review then?

Danbecker

"Plankton Farts and Dies is a cinematic MASTERPIECE" (thumbnail: monochrome image of Plankton's face with bold white text saying "PERFECTION")
or
"You're wrong about Plankton Farts and Dies, and here's why" (picture of Plankton's butt with "FAILURE" in enormous bold Impact font)

echidna

And yet man continues to carry the thing. The absolute legend.

blaggify

I'm glad movie reviewers exist, because then I can copy their opinions on film, and sound like I know what I'm talking about

charlieb

Then in five to ten years, YouTube reviewers will call it an “underrated masterpiece.”

sirmansquid

Furiosa, more like why are we still here. just to suffer? every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. the body I've lost… the comrades I've lost… ay-yooo!

cardboardnight

you forgot the third type where they just give a dry summary of the plot and maybe a sentence or two about their actual opinion on the movie

Astro_Crunch