my top ten funniest christi lukasiak quotes!!

"they look like prostitots..."

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[thewoodsaldc]

which christi quote is your favourite??

[ClairesUniverse]

my favorite christi quote: I just thought abby was at a headband sale.

[diamondii]

“Red plastic rhinestone crap”
“Blue plastic rhinestone crap”

Oh and number 1 “and then we have Christy” 😂😂😂

[Asyahh.]

10) Apparently the greatest thing that's ever happened in Jill's life is that Kyndal was off probation, because she was just grins from ear to ear. She was like the Cheshire Cat.

9) To see Jill trying to get, like, all "hood rat." *'Shut the blank up.'* And black Patsy's all like 'F y'all, ' and I'm like 'WOAH, WOAH!'

8) You gotta hand it to Kira. If you talk ____ on her kid, she's gonna throw it down with you, and I'm glad she threw it down with Jeanette.

7) Awwwwhhh<3 Maddie and Abby both had their first kiss in the same day! That's kinda sweet, *twins!*

6) She's like a cold sore that just keeps coming back, like, 'I'm HeRe. i'M hErE. I'm HeRe, ' and you're like, 'God, go away already!'

5) I think Jill saw an opening on Abby's pyramid of mom's, and she's like, 'Oh, Melissa's fallen from grace. I will walk the dog, so I can be at the top of the mom pyramid!'
Jill: She'll bark when she sees her.
Christi: *Well I bark when I see Abby, too.*

4) Everyone's like, 'Oh, where is Abby?' 'Where is Abby?' and I'm all like, 'Who the hell cares? *Partayy!'*

3) Who is Abby to be calling Holly out on her fashion sense? I mean, really? My favorite part about Abby's accessories is that they're all organized, in a shoe box, by color. *Red plastic rhinestone crap. Blue plastic rhinestone crap.*

2) It's just embarrassing for our daughters to be up there, dressed like that. *They look like prostitots.*

1) I can't remember any of these new moms' names, because to me they're all just vanilla. So I had to assign my own names, so I can remember them.
a. The one with the purple hair, she's *'Dud-muffin'* 'cause she's about as fun as a dud.
b. Then I have *'Boring Loree.'* Every time she opens her mouth it's like 'WaH, wAh, WaH.'
c. Then we have *'Frumplestiltskin.'*
d. Then I have *'Count Stalk-ula'* because that tall one has been stalking us for three years, desperate to get her kid on the team.
e. And the one with the red-head, she's just *'What's-her-face'* 'cause I can't remember that woman's name.
f. And then there's *'Christ-y.'* She's like a bible-thumping, fire and brimstone, old testament style, dance mom. I like that we're now calling Christ-y Christ-y, because otherwise you might get us confused!

[TheDell]

My fave is ᴍᴇʟʟɪsᴀ ʜᴀs ғᴀʟʟᴇɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ I WILL WALK THE DOG

[queenofrandomthings]

0:47

Mellisa in the background like: 🧍🏼‍♀️

[rosalinenyandemoh]

My favorite quote is red plastic rhinestone crap blue plastic rhinestone crap

[jasia]

🌴times🌴
0:01 -start to 00:19

First qoute- 0:37
0:46 -drama

2nd quote- 0:50

3rd quote-
1:01

4th quote- 1:06

5th - 1:12

6th-1:22

7th- 1:35

8th-1:39

9th- 1:50 " red rhinstone crap"

10th- 1:55


11th- 2:01

12th-2:05

13th-2:37 -outro

🍍done🍍

[tracywilkinson]

My favourite Christi quote is Dani lovitto I love you

[ur.fav.sisters.]

i liked when shes like red plastic rhinestone crap