the original heister

its kromerday fellas

[colev]

I like how his sound effect is A segment of him screaming

[RyujinRoninReach]

Says the victory line before the heist begins?
I like this mans confidence

[stinkomanx]

"Guys, we're hitting Hometown Bank for all their kromer, security's light, should be an easy one."

[tnac]

"We're gonna need ingredients!'
"Pipis, Potassium, Battery Acid"

[thenumberfour]

You have to give Dallas a healing item in order for him to become a part of your team permanently

[LinusTheSecond]

this payday 2 lore is getting deeper and deeper

[felippeandrade]

seeing a doctor bag fills you with determination!

[ECWPlays]

"Guys, the thermal drill, go get it."
*Kris, where the FUCK are we?!

[Boo.]

I SAID IT'S KROMERDAY MOTHER-
*cartoony explosion sound effect*

[NuclearRaven]

Fun fact: the Medic Bag Item will always fully heal dallas while it only heals 100 hp with others, this may be a subtle reference to Dallas' medic bag addiction seriously he keeps eating the bandage for no reason

[swineswap]

The little segment of See You At The Safe House accompanying Dallas made this 10x better

[Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer]

I want an entire mod with the original starwalker replaced with Dallas for the entire game

[punnyperson]

Whenever mario in a top hat uploads you know it's gonna be a high quality shitpost

[slightlyistorical]

I love how Kris looks at the player when Dalas shows up as if he knows exactly what’s going to happen next lol

[senorcheesy]

These cops are pissing me off

I'M THE ORIGINAL STAR HEISTER

[websitecommentator]

Seeing a ICTV Anarchist build in the stealth heist fills you with determination. *

[ninetychild]

this heist is pissing me off

in the original dallas

[reddbreadd]

"A professional doesn't need to disrespect the pottery you know!?"

[mattfromwiisports]

"Its kromerday fellas well need atleast 4 bags"


"Stealth is an option"

[mrsniffles]

The song at the end is 'See you at the Safehouse' from Payday: The Heist.