Carl Wheezer’s Groovy Nightmare [ASMR]

Thanks MJ for appearing in the video!

[lemonbot]

If this video is copyrighted that means this is the official Rock With You song

[majintm]

"DONT TRY TO FIGHT IT, THERE AINT NOTHING YOU CAN DO"

[Rexthebrave]

I dont wanna believe that he came up with the lyrics on the fly

[jacksonbuchberg]

I laughed my ass off so hard, I couldn't breathe when I first saw this.
Can you do more of this?

[mcNuggetMuncher]

This is giving me flash backs to when I went to a MJ concert as a kid

[yebckid]

I can’t believe how MJ’s voice is so spot on lol. I love this video

[RebeldeMexicano]

0:26 I love how Carl trying to open the locked door is in sinc with the music.

[vetoneal]

this is horrifying and I have just experienced a new emotion between laughter and utter horror

[JohnDoe-fmpb]

Lyrics:
(Phase 1)
*Knocks on door*
Carl: uh.. Hey Jimmy i hope you're not still trying to resurrect dead pedophiles or anything.
I don't think that's a very good idea
MJ: Ooh~Ah~Eh~
Carl: Uh jimmy, is that you over there?
MJ: Ugh~HEE HEE
(Music starts)
Carl: What's going on?
MJ: Heyya carl~ it's me Michael Jackson
Carl: Uh.. I don't like this!
Michael Jackson: Whoa!
Carl: And why's the door locked!?
JIMMY!
SOMEBODY LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Michael Jackson: Lets go to neverlard~♥
Carl: Please stay away!


(Phase 2)

Michael Jackson: Caaarl close your eyes~
Carl: NO!
Michael Jackson: Let my penīs get innnn to youu~
Carl: I DON'T WANNABE MOLESTED
Michael Jackson: Don't try to fight it
Carl: *Distress Sounds*
Michael Jackson: There ain't nothing you can do AH AH WHOA!
Carl: Please leave me alone
Michael Jackson: Your Ass is mine
Carl: Jimmy, Sheen, ANYONE!
Michael Jackson: Relax and spread those thighs
Carl: NO!
Michael Jackson: You gotta feel ma meat!
Carl: *Distress Moaning*
Michael Jackson: AND IT'S DEEP INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE

share that PP Holeee!
Carl: *Distressful sounds*
Michael Jackson: I'm gonna butt fuck you-
Carl: It Hurts
Michael Jackson: All Night~~
Carl: I didn't wiped today it smells!
Michael Jackson: FUCK YOU till Sunlighttt~
I'm Gonna Ass rape you-
Carl: *Cries* S-stop!
Michael Jackson: So tight~
I wish you wiped your ass today
Carl: OH NO (Shits himself)

[whimsicallegend]

Can we get a full version of this song

[Tuxx_Tuxx]

I DONT WANT TO BE M O L E S T E D ! ! !

[sirmexicanjesus]

Man only a full episode of hells kitchen could top this

[jarrettwellman]

For anyone visiting from the future, this was the meme of the year for 2020

[SomeGuyWithWifi]

Very good ASMR, this has helped me through some very hard things. 10/10 would recommend.

[ThatOneDeppressedTransBoi]

"How many times have you watched this?" "Yes."

[rowanc]

1:02 - The original line is 'We can ride the boogie', so why couldn't it be 'Deep inside your bootie'

[TheBarrier]

As a KSI and Colaws fan, I’m happy to see Colaws get his shine

[lemon]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[leagueofbard]

I've had this song on loop for about 30 minutes and I dont plan on stopping

[whotfduece]

Even though I’m a huge MJ and don’t believe the allegations against MJ I can’t deny this is a masterpiece