The Mafia Test #shorts_ #shorts

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[cheronmccrae]

He makes being extorted sound like a dream come true😂😂😂

[Johnnyrocks]

I love when people talk how great and stand up mobsters are. They have millions and can’t pay dinner bill

[Mitch...Gregory]

Sounds like a bunch of freeloading bullies.

[Mat-eqmk]

Passing the mafia test sounds a lot like passing the school bully test by giving him your lunch money.

[GrumpyTyer]

Modern Day Seinfeld would have Kramer accidentally passing the test and taking part in a hit

[MuppetsShw]

> gets robbed
"I passed the great mafia test!"

[Conorguill]

Talking about respect in that context when they’re stiffing a small business owner 🤯

[dublinsfaircity]

It always amazes me how people put mafia goons on a pedestal like their some type of heroes. They are the lowest of the low.

[LongLiveTheDoors]

I'm glad that YouTube decided I needed to hear this. I'll definitely remember to say this when a mafia crime boss shows up at my shop

[patrickpilkington]

"These pretzels...are making me thirsty"

[ciaranandrew]

He walks over to John Gotti, "did you just double dip that chip?"

[ScreamingindropD]

Just awful awful people. The glory they get is wrong.

[MyExpectationsAreLow]

Damn, George Costanza managed to keep a job in the end 😂😂

[oliverlewis]

reminds me of Victor Lustig borrowing 50k from Al Capone, he kept it safe and returned it a few months later. Capone was shocked that all the money was returned since Lustig was a known con artist. Lustig claimed that a deal broke down and he was left with no way to support himself and managed to convince Capone to just give him 5k which was the original plan

[threegreencharms]

"I dont wanna pretend to be the restaurant owner, you Know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect."

[DekoresWade]

The problem with fear is that people confuse it with respect. Its not respectful to allow a 20k bill to be unpaid just because of who the guy is.

[CaptPicard]

We as a society need to stop giving a fuck about what the mafia or any type of gangster or criminal thinks

[ObjectorSnark]

the "it's on the house" answer also eventually gets your place burned down too. when "they've got one" it means that eventually if you aren't paying protection, they're buying their way into your restaurant, putting their own middlemen in your supply chain as a way of turning it into another laundering front, the actual restaurant declines in quality, then they burn it when the restaurant's loss-lead gets too high

[Zhangerzilla]

“I’m honored you chose to mooch off me.”

[rearviewviewer]

I respect the man that works a 12 hour shift to put food on his table