I'm Still Standing by Alan Pardew

He's just about hanging on in there but that doesn't stop Handsome Pards being a confident bugger. Here's my song for him:

Lyrics:

You can never know what it's like
Having 30,000 people trying to ruin your life
But they all seem to forget it was me
Who led Newcastle to a fifth place in the premier league

Now that couldn't be further away
We're losing nearly every game we play each Saturday
And the fans want me to call it a day
But I won't get my big money payoff if I walk away

So I'm still standing
Even though it's all gone wrong
Remy Cabella's so shit
Someone's injured Luuk de Jong

I'm still standing
I'm not going anywhere
You can boo at every game and wave your posters in the air

But I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

Don't get me wrong I really like Big Mike
He pays me lots of money and he gives me discount Nikes
And I'd like to work for him in some aspect
Maybe I get a transfer to work at Sports Direct

I'm still standing
I ain't gonna go away
I'll keep coming back just like
Ben Arfa at a buffet

I'm still standing
Don't look so surprised
And don't take the piss cos I'll headbut you right between the eyes

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Let me really make that clear
And it could be so much worse
I could be Joe Kinnear

I'm still standing in the same old place
I am tougher than a police horse that's been punched in the face

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm still standing
Yeah yeah yeah

[callum]

4 years ago and still watching it never get bored of it

[michaelsinfield]

Pardew was my favrioute palace manager

[BigDongDavo]

I'm a toon fan and I found that funny

[SteveN-xdrk]

I'm watching this while Newcastle are in the midst of the Bruce depression. You miss 'em 5th-place finishes when they're gone eh. So much for your own Geordies being better than "Cockney" managers.

[jordancollins]

jim I love your videos, will you do one about Warnock getting sacked please mate?

[MikeBowdenOdense]

sync. Premier pro's good for that.

[sotonye]

To be fair- If I was him -- I'd stay just to get that money. lool don't judge me

[alexrichardson]

It wasn't him that led us to 5th Place