that damn 22.....

[mikebelcher]

22 is just trying to live its best life. Gotta respect that.

[crazymoose]

I just love how when the US military does anything, they do it with Florida Man energy, New York pride, and Texas units of measure.

[msthecommentator]

🇺🇲: "12 hours alone in the air"
🛩️: "11 more than I'll need"

Best line 😂

[justinpotts]

Honestly if the F-22s could actually talk I imagine they would probably be saying something like “it’s like an all you can eat buffet out there and no one is giving me a fork”

[vonKobra]

"Where you going?"

"To win world war 3" the raptor said with a level of confidence and calm that chills the blood

[TheGermanEmpire]

F22: “surprise motherf*cker”
Russia: “what in the actual f*ck.”

[alternativebassist]

The idea of an F-22 gaining sentience and going rogue to just kill everything it can is sending me

[idkman..]

I can just imagine at this point f-22 pilots rocking back and forth in their seats inside the f-22 screaming "let me go" like a madman😂💀

[bgcno]

"I said almost because I'm not Russian."

Damn, that was cold af

[patrickmuzzi]

When the AI you designed starts self issuing missions

[Ei_No]

"Only a sith deals in absolutes... or russia"
- Obi Wan Kenobi

[Schizophrenia-qebt]

"What the hell? Raptor, you are not clear for takeoff!" Sounds like a badass movie quote with his voice while wearing headphones.

[tonk]

f22 is the embodiment of the dog named "princess"

[darkstar]

Almost as blue balled as the A-10 pilots looking at the Russian traffic jams around Keiv

[TreySkidmore]

“To win ww3”


He said that shit with his chest.

[iainbotha]

"11 more than i need." Just gold.

[FlerdaMan]

The F-22 is a 120lb rabid pitbull named princess that the air force swears doesn’t bite

[Theightive]

F-22: would you intercept me?

F-22: 🥴id intercept me

[Kittius]

We need the Tomcat character (if there ever will be) to be the crazy uncle that encourages the F22 to be violent

[leviryder]

Fighter pilots are some of the most respectful people who wield some of the most disrespectful weapons in our military 😅