PERFECT in all MINIGAMES - Kirby Star Allies

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[xyro]

So you're saying kirby can send a meteor as far as 9999 light-years but cant throw a key to the door 1 meter infront of him?

[very_much]

Alright. Let's run the numbers on Star Slam Heroes.
We're going to ignore the planets because honestly, it's going to be absolutely ridiculous even without them
Kirby hits the meteor 9999 light years away. For the sake of our math, we'll go ahead and round that up to 10000. Now, 1 light year is about 9.46 quadrillion meters. So, 10000 light years would be a crisp 94.6 quintillion meters. Pretty goddamn far. Based on the clip, it seems that it reached this distance in about 20 seconds. Dividing the distance from the time gives us a total velocity of 4.73 quintillion meters/second. For reference, the speed of light is only about 300 million meters a second. So we've already broken the laws of physics. But let's keep going.
Based on the clip, it seems that it takes about 1 second for the meteor to accelerate up to that speed, which essentially means that our acceleration is about 4.73 quintillion meters/second^2. (Those who are scientifically inclined are probably saying that I forgot to account for the initial speed of the meteor. While there isn't a concrete answer for this, any reasonable estimate will have a rather insignificant effect on the acceleration, as our final speed is so gargantuan). But we're not done yet. Let's figure out how hard Kirby hit it.
For those who don't remember their high school physics class, to calculate force, you simply multiply the acceleration of the object by its mass. Well, we have its acceleration, but we don't have its mass. So how do we get that?
Well, the mini-game claims that the meteor was capable of destroying the entire planet. The force required to destroy a planet is 2.61 septillion Newtons of force. (We're going to assume Popstar is almost identical to Earth when it comes to this and gravity because I don't want to calculate that stuff on Popstar :P). Now we just have to work backward. We know that the acceleration due to gravity is 9.81. So, we plug this into our equation Force=Mass*Acceleration, and we get that the meteor must have weight at least 2.66 quintillion kilograms. That's pretty goddamn heavy. So. Now we have everything. So how hard did Kirby hit this meteor?
Crunching the numbers gets us an absolutely absurd force of 1.25818×10^42 Newtons, which is so goddamn ridiculous that I'm surprised Kirby even needs his friends in this game. He could just defeat his enemies with the lightest of effort. And that's not even accounting for the lost speed due to those other planets.

[metamayto]

Dammit, Kirby, that's why UFO didn't get into Star Allies.

[RobotwarsKing]

And just for reference, there are people out there who _still_ think Majin Buu would beat Kirby after this.

[jk]

BREAKING NEWS: PINK BALL DESTROYS MULTIPLE DESOLATE PLANETS AND KILLS ALIEN.

[Rezioku]

0:17 It’s times like these when I think Kirby can beat Goku

[thecrazedpotatoman]

Morpho Knight is a pushover, now let’s talk about the real hardest thing in this game:
*CHOP CHAMPS*

[alexbaribeault]

9999 light years in 20 seconds... The metorite destroyed multiple planets along the way too... Do you realize how ridiculous that is?

[dragonflyo]

There should be an actual Bat Kirby and Axe Kirby ability in the main game

[djbossxd]

Can we just talk about how on Star Slam Heroes on World Crisis Kirby can hit a meteor almost 10, 000 light years with a bat? A wooden bat even.

[fishbiscuit]

In Town Crisis, the green guy didn’t even have his bat flaming a little bit. AND YET HE STILL HITS THAT METEOR PAST 300 LIGHT YEARS.

[AlejoGaming-hvlm]

Chop Champs: *CHOP OFF WHISPY WOOD'S FAMILY TO MAKE HIM ANOTHER GODDAMN HOUSE*
Star Slam "Heroes": *DESTROY WHOLE PLANETS PLAYING BASEBALL AND STEAL GALACTA KNIGHT'S JOB*
Surely the game isn't dark enough.

[noodlearms]

Kirby is the most powerful... Uhh.... THING in existence, I mean, he can make a meteor travel 9999 light years and have it destroy 12ish planets with a FREAKING BASEBALL BAT
What kind of monster has HAL created?

[cipher]

The meteor game just shows you that Kirby has been underestimated for too long.

[almired]

I just tried to get perfect on Chop Champs:

Chop Ameteur: Ha, I could do that in my sleep.

Chop Chief: Nope, still too easy.

Chop Champion: *OOF*

[HellBlade-odmf]

I did some math. I found out the Diameter of the *Assumed to be sphere like* asteroid and found out its volume was 113097cm^3 since Kirby's height as measurable in the chopping champs minigame where 20 tree chops = 5m, Kirby is 25cm, so a rough estimation for the asteroid is it's diamtre is 60cm as its more than twice the height as Kirby. Since the Density of most asteroids was 2g/cm^3, I found out the asteroid's mass is 226194g or roughly around 498 pounds. The Acceleration of the hitted asteroid is roughly around 500 Ly/sec but since websites can't calculate that I'll have to change it to Km/min which is km/min. So to find out how much force Kirby used to hit the asteroid back to space I just had to use F=MA formular, so 226194g X km/min is err... I can't figure it out pass this part, I seriously can't find a single thing just to get the force since I have no idea how to convert units to specific units since the answers I got from that was not N. So... if u know someone who knows physical science well, ask him whats 226194g X km/min and theres your answer.

[NocturneKitsune]

Does anyone else want Kirby to build them a Log Cabin now? Like, that was a really nice looking cabin at the high score.

[justinly]

*Chop Champs, but the players have to chop off as much of Whispy Woods as they can*

[dr_rl]

I spent an hour trying to get that 9999 score on star slam heroes. I still can't get it lol

[fragranced]

Perfect in all mini games...


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