Rasputin, The Mad Monk

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LMAO they really made the guy from the Just Dance song into a real thing

[josephfox]

I once met rasputin in Florida, Nice guy. Gave him a ride. Said that the government was trying to kill him. So I gave him 20 bucks after I dropped him off

[nadavgilboa]

Two rights dont make a wrong,
Two wrongs dont make a right,
But 100 wrongs make an orgy 😂😂

[hitori_]

You forgot the part were they threw him into the river after they shot him for the second time and his autopsy report showed fluid in his lungs that could only have been in the way they were if he had *still been alive* when he had been thrown in, absolute mad lad, ya know somebody should really write a song about him.

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

[bluelegocat]

Remember when his body was set on fire and he sat up causing everybody there to flee in panic?

[DerpDerp]

Rasputin: The Unkillable
Michal Malloy: Hold my wood booze and rancid sardine and nail sandwiches.

[moka]

Thanks for this video essay, cool and concise

[thebluefox]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians

[LEE-hwsx]

You forgot how he was full of ecstasy and fire...

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

Ra ra, Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine. It was a shame how he carried on! I love Just Dance

[fredricknoe]

I wonder what it would be like if 100 years after I died history YouTubers videos about me? What would they say? What would be right? What would be farb?

[TheGribblesnitch]

YOUR OLD VIDEOS WERE BASED MAN
BRING BACK DAT COOL SHIT

[whydoiplaygames]

Jesus could the gunshot wound at 4:42 be any louder?

[alonk]

Whoa! Hey! I loved your old art style!

[compatriot]

You should cover this Bruh moment when Lithuania tricked both France and Britain into backing off, by making them believe that they had Soviet support and had a far larger native army via making their soldiers change their names to Prussian ones during the Klaipeda Revolt.

[gabrielwilliams]

He was the very kind of teacher
That women desire.

[robertcurry]

*clap clap clap*

*clap clap clap*

Music starts

[prometheus]

Anyone noticed the January *21* 18 *69* ?

[elturomilsim]

boi turn your videos on dark mode dang