SAO Abridged Quotables - No need to wonder where your god is

[theofratus]

You simply can not do this quote without dude sobbing in the background.

[juniper_jupiter]

I cannot believe that this is isn't quoting something else. It's just such a powerful statement

[OceanbornAngel]

I love that in the Abridged SAO Kirito has the appropriate voice for the real life person that would play an obsessively OP build that Kirito certainly is.

[MrRenegadeshinobi]

This is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman.

[hahano]

Honestly one of the most epic lines of all time


Uh boss... a thought occurs...

[bluecat]

"and he's fresh out of mercy" fucking got me, i started dying

[strivingsol]

Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy...

[paj]

Who knew you could trigger someone so badly just by saying "You sound like a girl"

[BatsAndNights]

This is literally Darth Vader at the end of Jedi Fallen Order

[spaceboyj]

I’ve unironically said this to myself while playing For Honor

[animosityreigns]

I love how this PARODY is actually better than the series we have.

[cyborgraptor]

I've never seen SAO or SAO Abridged. Now I want to.

[ianr.navahuber]

Man. that squeaky voice probably just makes the line sounds more "derranged".

[steamedspaghett]

Right up there with “I stg!” “SWEAR TO MEEEE!”

[goblinsinc.]

I love how the line is delivered with like the least intimidation you can use while still making it clear you're trying to be intimidating really exemplifies that he's just an edgy teen trying to be cool

[Kyro]

That moment when a low level player pisses off a max level player in a rpg

[roninneko]

when you reach too high of a level in dark souls and you're destroying noobies

[Tonatsi]

I just *_love_* the inflections in this sentence

[akhilm]

It feels incomplete without the breakdown but nice

[sethporter]

*guy sobbing in the background*

Rosalia: "W-Well way to prove my point kid! Lording your stats over us like some kind of god! Your strength is nothing but an illusion to cover-"