Yes Ma'am | Best of HFY Reddit | 1829 | Humans are scary

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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.

Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.

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[firedirewolf]

I'd have probably have just chucked a grenade at being able to talk to her directly and being turned down... But damn she knew her xeno psychology and planned the long game to make dragons clap their claws in awe

[Ibian]

I like how these aliens were portrayed. Good story.

[reighniz]

The old woman was likely a babushka. A few years back an old babushka killed a wolf that attacked her... she used an axe in one hand while the wolf chewed on her other arm.

[bigearl]

I've spent many years in and out the ring as a fighter. I've been in all types of martial situations. I learned by the time I was 30 that old fighters don't get old by accident. I've found a lot of them can be deadly... literally.

[barelyasurvivor]

I didn't expect that ending at all.

[kurtismiller]

Ohh Crap! Do NOT piss off The Grandma!

[Falcon.]

It's 117am... I should go to bed after this.. probably won't though

[calvingreene]

The moral of the story is don't piss off physicists.

[Shinzann]

I must be getting old... saw that ending a mile away. Good story though. :)

[GadzWolf]

I was waiting for her to reveal a claymore clacker since the second Vard'aal shuttle landed

[daniel_f]

Gods above. How the hell my mother made it into space and finally decided to give rose bushes a shot is completely beyond me. The woman hates trimming rose bushes! 😂

[SergeyWaytov]

#2 wow, I was wondering whats the catch on whole story, really unexpected ending

[allenmorgan]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[peterwall]

Oh, tasty ! A nice morsel to sink my teeth in, thank you.

[augustusvillanueva]

10:18 (thinks for a second and my blood runs cold) a neutronium bomb perhaps?

[justsomejerseydevilwithint]

Old people are the most powerful beings in the universe.

[RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent!

For the Rhyhtm that is Algo

Grandma wins! FATALITY

[benjamincabreraaparicio]

Not to hate the story but this whole xenos can have a radically different common sense to the point of being easily fooled by a single person trope, makes it harder to get immersed in the story.

[Lord_Ronin_The_Compassionate]

What’s the deal with Agro Squirrel’s regular use of a Scottish accent whenever narrating an engineer (ok Scotty) or some strange female character turns up? No doubt the psychologist’s might explain it!
All good fun, but that’s irrelevant - All For The Algorithm!😊