This Video Breaks YouTube 4x

This Video breaks youtube! How you might ask? Well the 2024 youtube algorithm is a unique creature with many fun exploits and algorithm glitches that allow us to manipulate it for extreme results. One such manipulation is watchtime! This is a great way for youtube to see if a video is clickbait or so interesting people watch it for longer potentially even replaying parts of it! So when a video has comparatively high watch time in comparison to other videos then the youtube algorithm loves to push it!

So today the spiffing brit exploits youtube with the 0.25x playback speed exploit that will quadruple the amount of watch time the video gets. So watch as the youtube algorithm explained leads to some perfectly balanced results! After all youtube seo is not needed when you ask how to grow on youtube with this completely unusable meta youtube algorithm hack!

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[thespiffingbrit]

Fun fact: this video was our 2nd to worst performing video at release and thanks to the exploit is NOW THE NO.1 PERFORMING VIDEO!!!
Stats:
Revenue - £2.3k
Views - 2.3m
Impressions - 20.7m
Avg Watch - 3.2 minutes!!!!

[onymou]

Watching at 0x speed, for _infinite_ retention

[Tarriff]

I'm a fast reader

I'll watch this in 2x speed

[void_entity]

You fool! The baked-in captions made it comprehensible at 1x!

[ghlegend]

Watching it on 1x speed makes it sound like a legal disclaimer for one of those medicine ads you hear on the radio.

[Fos-]

I watched on 0.25 from the very start and when Spiff started counting down I felt like an absolute fool

[thatonedude-tfvj]

I played it at 1x speed and still understood it thanks to subtitles

[Giulls]

Fun fact: if you watch this video near a black hole you can further increase retention stats. Go close enough to the black hole and these four minutes can count for a few years' worth of viewing.

[just_mdd]

Fun Fact: If you have the YouTube Enhancer extension installed, you can slow down videos to 0.1x speed.

[HenryBloggit]

1M views right now. And I have never heard of you or your channel before. YouTube just fed it to me.

[amirsaleh]

When you refuse to chance your playback speed and watch and understand it completely

[colbyandbrennen]

The voice distortion from 0.25x really makes me feel like I'm up to some anonymous mischief

[martyn]

Watching at normal speed is just the T&Cs at the end of any radio ad or american medicine commercial lol

[Willjum]

Great video but found the pacing was a bit slow, had to put it to 2x speed to stay focused

[vini_the_human]

watching at x2 speed to reduce viewer retention

[CannibalEradication]

Starting my journey to watch this video on 0.25 speed 8.2 million times, wish me luck.

[Randomstu]

Watched at normal speed and somehow understood the content much better. Gonna watch all future videos at 4x speed

[That-One-Frog]

YouTube asked how satisfied i was with this video, and i choose the best available option which is "the most fun thing I've seen this week"

[cody]

Watching at 2.5M views, love the way you just have to break every system you engage with. It's amazing how many ways you can find to exploit stuff.

[EvenEvjen]

0.25x speed: Check
Muted: Check
Loop: Check
Leaving PC on for a 5 day business trip: Check
Coffee: Questionable

Let's go!