102.3 REAL ROCK FM

[johnnyboi]

"Hey boss the people keep saying they want something heavier."
"Play some M A R O O N 5"

[Arkansym]

A rock station that immediately plays alternative pop instead. It's even more realistic than I could have thought possible.

[therealwattambor]

“THIS WILL MAKE YOUR GRANDFATHER’S FACE MELT”

“NEXT UP, NICKELBACK”

[maxhydekyle]

This is legitimately just like turning on the radio. I could put this on air and no one would know.

[metaljunkie]

“102.3, REAL Rock! Playing whatever we want”

*plays the same 5 songs everyday*

[sardonicprincess]

Still better than the time I heard a metal station play Bad Guy

[brandon]

“WE PLAY NOTHING BUT ROCK”
Puts 20-song playlist on shuffle/repeat

[Comicsans]

the imagine dragons is the cherry on top of a really good setup

[RubiksPolice]

"THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNIES STATION"
*Fleetwood Mac softly fades in.*

[UncleSeraph]

*proceeds to talk for 4 hours about the weather and random stuff before playing your aunt’s playlist*

[fortepiano]

"This ain't your Granny's station!"
Damn right, Granny's rocking chair goes harder than this shit.

[SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

The excessive sound effects are what makes this.

Every damn rock radio station does this.

[ryanelgieextrastuff]

as a radio producer, this is beautifully executed, but lacks a music bed

[carrot]

The Scotland version would be something like;
"From the heart of Scotland"
*Three seconds of Lewis Capaldi*
"Keeping you up to date with the best hit music*
*Three seconds of George Ezra*
"This is Thistle 1 FM"

"Are you looking to buy a new carpet?"

[poweroffriendship.]

_Real Rock FM_ sounds like it's a type of radio station that you can find on GTA when you're riding a vehicle.

[TheGiggler]

“THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANNY’S STATION”
*Starts playing Moonlight Serenade by Glenn Miller*

[MongooseDave]

My favorite are all the “rock” stations that always play slow, low energy songs to lull you to sleep so you can crash into the guard rail.

[hilotakenaka]

God I love the duality of “real rock” and imagine dragons because of how accurate it is

[SpudChickenSaltedChips]

Perfectly captures how radio stations love to use sound effects that specifically sound like things that you WOULDNT WANT TO HEAR while DRIVING, which is when people listen to the radio like 75% of the time.

"Hey, so most of our listeners listen to our station when driving to and from work. How should we present our station?"
"CAR CRASHES, ALARMS, SHATTERED WINDOWS, SCREAMING PEOPLE, TYRE SCREECHES, POLICE SIRENS!
THEY'LL LOVE THAT!!!"

[trosenthal]

Not even from an English-speaking country and this is still 100% accurate.