HMV Mystery Box & Güd Crate 3 | Ashens

Good ol' HMV have chucked some overstock in a box and are charging £9.99 for it! Amazing. Then we have another Güd Crate - the box of genuinely interesting stuff.
This time round we've got weird LCD games, Robocop, dragons, Resident Evil, toy catalogues, Roland Rat, and an awful lot more...

[sirprintalot]

Damn it Stuart get the goose out of storage so we can see it fight the dragon.

[NebulusNetwork]

That dinosaur thing, wins by default.
Noise.
Shits eggs.
Most definitely could take on the goose.

[jonny]

“I have wiped a Sontaran’s nose”

NHS Track & Trace: 🚨 *Please Isolate Immediately* 🚨

[Funkeditup]

When I was a child, I called the operator and asked for Roland Rat's telephone number, she told me he died in the Kings Cross station fire. True story

[mgunter]

Those dragon eggs looked like the infinity stones that Capcom did.

[tygrawr]

As soon as Ashens had said 'we must sing the song!' I got a youtube advert with music and was extremely confused. Wonderful timing.

[sparky]

As much as I despise Gogglebox, I’m watching a man unbox a mug. It’s a slippery slope.

[andrewsmithphoto]

"Has all the beats of a comedy without any jokes." most accurate Big Bang review I have ever heard.

[FaithPixel]

I worked at HMV. They have had to start selling more toys, tshirts, mugs ect because there's less and less need for shops selling dvds and cds.

[cendicate]

I like how the "extra light" is barely even noticeable

[Arthurzeiro]

That tiny little hand caught me off guard.

[davidsitter]

Ashens: "that was the wrong kind of drumroll its ruined everything"

Me: good old ashens thats why we still watch him after all these years.

[CandGoods]

with the movement in the frame, I misread the label of that Big Bang Theory pass holder as "pot holder", and was like "great! I can press Sheldon Cooper's face up against a hot surface!"

[Challenge]

I'm surprised that mystery boxes are still a 'thing'

[Unadulteratedmadness]

Stuart Ashen singing the Robocop song made me smile the most I have all year 😂

[bonzibuddy]

Dragons are different in different cultures. In some places dragons are seen as animals, in others as demi-gods. In some cases dragons are a brontosaurus with tiny vestigial wings that lay easter eggs

[murunbuchstanzangur]

This is just like Christmas for people with no family

[ericmathis]

The catalog is a fat nostalgia hit though! I remember as a kid (at least growing up lower middle class, ) getting these massive toy catalogs around Christmas was the highlight of the year! My brother and I would circle things and cut some of the pictures out and stick them on our bedroom wall. We both kinda knew we were never gonna get any of the things in the catalog, but it was like going to the toy store whenever we wanted! (Especially since actual toy store trips were rare.)

[DeadwingDork]

"good god there's a Sontaran"

[rooty]

"Alex murphy was blown away" just makes it sound like he was really impressed by something