Justice League Does Surgery on Superman | #shorts #youtubeshorts #batman #superman #justiceleague

[cristianledesma]

Even Batman can make narrators be quiet with a volume button lol

[justcatmole]

Batman is that kind of a person, who has a backup plan, for a backup plan, for a backup plan, for his breakfast

[Lunk]

"If I know how to kill him, I damn sure know how to save him." -Batman

[ZR.]

"Bruce, The kryptonite is a very rare stone."

Bruce: "Rare my ass." Pulls out a kryptonite island.

[DeltaDanner]

The villain’s biggest mistake was thinking Batman’s backup plan didn’t have a backup plan

[arguably]

"Bruce, it's a very rare stone"
"Rare my ass, everyone has one, Clark"

[doctorwho]

I love how everyone cheer to see Superman had recover after a successful surgery.

It show how love he is to them.

[migsadanobig]

superman: "ugh.. what happened?"
batman: "your dumbass swallowed kryptonite like a lactose intolerant inhaling ice cream"

[barbarianbijuu]

Batman: QUICK THE JUSTICE LEAGUE IS UNDER ATTACK
By who?
Batman: BY ME!!!

[davewhispers]

When you fall asleep first in the sleep over.

[TheBrokenHalo]

“Bruce, it’s a very rare stone.”
“What about… the pink one?”
“We don’t talk about the pink one.”

[lookoutgame]

Surgeon: Sir, the scalpel can't penetrate the skin.
Batman: Here's a freaking kryptonite.

[Exinyu]

“Bruce that’s a very rare stone”
Bruce who keeps one in his right pocket: 👁️👄👁️

[DMXIII]

"why don't you ask him"

Batman: Again? 🙄

[VeeAllar]

I love the small detail that Lois makes sure not to hold his hand because she knows he's out of it and would crush every bone in her hand unknowingly. That's why she holds his wrist/arm instead of

[chillpill]

In case anyone asks or thinks "he has kryptonite in him, why can they cut him" kryptonite doesn't work that way.
According to the comics: In most versions of the comics continuity, Superman retains his powers (and invulnerability to conventional weapons) while exposed to Green Kryptonite, although dramatically weakened and in severe pain.
So the bullet was "poisoning" him, but it wasn't robbing him of his invulnerability.

[karthikeyanj]

Batman knows what Cyborg can do better than Cyborg himself

[fairyfae]

“Why dont you ask him.”
Batman: “dawg i wasn’t even here.”

[Slasher_]

"what happened"
"why don't you ask him"
i just saved your life clark

[Pedro-]

*Batman explaining what to do.
Cyborg - I don’t think I can…
Lois - “please.”
Cyborg - “ok tell me what to do.”
Batman - “mf did you not listen?”