I was at, uh, a sports bar. From #MBMBaM 642: Snort the Pod

[YouPear]

“I went to a sports bar to watch a game—” “sounds true so far!” 😂😂😂

[fortsmostwanted]

Actually I was in the marines and they always tell you in an emergency situation to always piss on your hands for warmth. You might get even worse hypothermia afterward but they tell you to do it because they like it

[kristyhernandez]

When griffin said "I was at a uh you know...sports bar" I had to pause the podcast because i was laughing to hard to hear anything else lmaoo

[GippyHappy]

Griffin has never sounded less convincing than when he said he as in a sports bar

[Doylt]

I tell you, it’s such a novel thing to see these guys in motion that I watch clips several times like 👁️👄👁️ “they’re real”

[PoopVintner]

Why does Griffin look like the third Green brother

[yokaipup]

I'll never understand why you wouldn't wash your hands after peeing
like, you touched the door??? The turrlet handle?? Other things in the world around you??? Why wouldn't you want the beautiful feeling of clean hands

[jacobthompson]

I knew the "they taught us not to piss on our hands" punchline was going to drop. It's usually an ivy league banter joke but it still hit.

[Hey-Its-Dingo]

Funny personal detail: My phone hadn't loaded the quality yet, so it was blurry for a bit, them it finished and the quality loaded in right when it zoomed in on Griffin's face as he said "Sports Bar" lmao

[Dr.JeremyDunks]

Baby Griff is grayer than his older boys

[weneedaladder]

In case anyone doesn't understand that line from Justin at the end, I'll post the whole joke here.

An army soldier is using a urinal when a marine walks in next to him. The marine does his business, zips up, and starts walking towards the door. The army guy calls out after him:

"In the army, they teach us to wash our hand after we piss"

To which the Marine responds:

"In the Marines, we're taught not to piss on our hands."

[Troubled_waters]

my bf and I always say “didn’t touch it” when we get up to pee in the middle of the night

[ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

Uhoh! Not so 30 under 30 now are we? I’m kidding. You will forever be media luminary, 30 under 30, Griffin McElroy

[roidroid]

In hindsight it was an unfortunate name, coz if i started a group of people who defined themselves by pissing on their hands - I'D CALL IT THE MARINES

[haughtygarbage]

Why do penis havers always aim down.... maybe experiment w aiming up next time 🤔

[Glamador]

Ya know, I don't actually wash my hands every time at home. I'm steeped in my own filth anyway.

But when I leave the house, or if I've in some way soiled my hands, I obviously wash them. And it's an *every time* event outside my home.

I honestly didn't used to, because I'd heard the old wives tale that urine is sterile. I'd usually rinse, but rarely use soap. I'd use the drying towel to open the door after. But these days, with the benefit of years I don't deserve with that kind of behavior, I realize that the germs I have to worry about aren't the ones already on my dick.

[musicalcacophony]

Remind me to never trust a man's hands again

[rabbidbunnyz]

holy shit you guys this is so quiet i have my whole pc cranked up and I can't hear what you're saying. there's no volume slider on shorts. this is terrible

[RedSoul]

No more observational "humor” (just observation honestly) from wizard posts please.

[davemustang]

Glad I stopped listening years ago. I can't imagine the level of libtard the podcast became during covid