Things to never fall for

Get paid to walk

[ceozaid]

⬇️ P̶R̶E̶S̶S̶ T̶R̶A̶N̶S̶L̶A̶T̶E̶ T̶O̶ T̶U̶R̶N̶ O̶N̶ L̶I̶N̶K̶ vid

[PlushPow]

“Firetrucks don’t stop”
“Neither does my fingers dialing 911”
“OH GREAT HEAVENS”

[thegirlwhohadnochoice]

"Open your mouth as wide as you can"
"Not gonna fall for it"
"But I'm your dentist-" 💀

[the]

“Wanna play the fire truck game?”

*Starts spitting water everywhere*

[Naomi_lost]

"firetrucks don't stop"
"Neither does the cops"

[arezonajib]

“Get on your hands and knees and bend your back”
“no I’m not falling for it”
“I’m your physical therapist..”

[alisiatillman]

"Wanna play the fire truck game?"
"yea?- ok ill be-"
*Runs on all fours and makes siren noises*

[meandzeppy]

"Firetrucks don't stop at red lights"
"Neither does my foot"
*KICK*

[Frst_drgn]

*"Say vinegar without the vi."* as an African i see this as an absolute win

[accname.exe_]

"A firetruck doesn't stop at a red light..."
"Neither does the police car I called."

[thomasbillings]

"Touch your elbows together"

*Proceeds to turn into a discombobulated rat*

[Sonic_The_Hedgehog]

“Open your mouth as wide as you can”
“im not falling for your tricks.”
“Bru im your doctor—“

[Pepxsq]

"Get on your knees and bend your back"
"I'm not falling for that"
"Ma'am, this is the police💀"

[littolbabielamb]

“Wanna play the fire truck game?”
my dumbass really said WEEE UUUUI WEEE UUUU

[KCOOO]

*at the dentist*
“open your mouth as wide as you can”
“nope, I’m not falling for that!”

[RavanoxYT]

"Firetrucks don't stop at red lights"
"Neither do ambulances."
*Freaking beats the heck out of him*

[axelgonzales]

"Hey wanna play the firetruck game?"


yeah sure WEEOWEEOWEEOWEEO

[LikeSeriouslyldk]

"wanna play the firetruck game?"
"Sure"
"Ok"
Starts screaming like a siren

[OneIX]

"Wanna play Fire Truck game?"
"Sure!"
*sets the house on fire*

[User_]

"Touch your elbows together!"
As a flat person, I see this as an absolute win.😊✨