Why Humans Call Their Elite Warriors 'Special Forces' Because Regular Ones Were Scary Enough | HFY

Why Humans Call Their Elite Warriors 'Special Forces' Because Regular Ones Were Scary Enough | HFY

Discover the hilarious tale of alien researchers who accidentally stumbled upon Earth's military forces and learned why humanity's regular soldiers are terrifying enough - and why the term "Special Forces" might be the galaxy's biggest understatement. This comedic science fiction story follows Senior Xenoanthropologist Blorp and his team as they navigate the bewildering world of human military capabilities, leading to galaxy-wide panic and bureaucratic chaos.

Join us for an entertaining journey through the eyes of confused alien researchers who discover that Earth's "regular" military forces are already nightmare fuel by galactic standards. Watch as they struggle to comprehend human concepts like "Physical Training," "weekend warriors," and the mysterious significance of energy drinks and protein shakes in military operations.

The story unfolds through six interconnected reports, starting with the innocent discovery of YouTube military videos and escalating into a full-blown galactic crisis. Experience the mounting horror as alien bureaucrats realize that human soldiers consider running ultramarathons "fun" and treat sleep deprivation as a normal Tuesday occurrence.

Featuring memorable characters including:

Senior Researcher Blorp, our increasingly terrified narrator
Admiral Zzzax, the skeptical military officer who learns humility the hard way
Master Sergeant Davis, the unassuming paperwork handler who sends aliens into panic
K'thunk, the assistant researcher whose eye-stalks keep freezing in shock
Sergeant Miller, the casual National Guard instructor who keeps sipping Monster Energy while aliens panic

This story combines military science fiction with bureaucratic humor, creating a unique perspective on humanity's place in the galaxy. Watch as alien researchers try to classify human military capabilities, only to create new categories ranging from "Concerning" to "Why Did We Ever Make Contact?"

Learn why the Galactic Council had to create the "Don't Mess With the Crazy Monkeys" directive and discover the real reason why Earth's elite warriors are called "Special Forces" - because calling them what they actually are would violate several international conventions.

Perfect for fans of:

Military Science Fiction
Humanity F*** Yeah (HFY) stories
Bureaucratic humor
First Contact scenarios
Military culture clash narratives
Alien perspective stories

This story offers a fresh take on the classic "humans are space orcs" theme, exploring how our normal military training would appear to advanced alien civilizations. From the confusion about Navy SEALs not being actual seals to the terror of discovering what humans consider "basic training," this tale will keep you entertained while showcasing humanity's unintentionally terrifying nature.

Whether you're a military enthusiast, science fiction fan, or just someone who enjoys stories about bureaucrats having existential crises, this narrative offers something for everyone. Join us for a journey that explains why the galaxy's first contact protocols now include "Please don't hurt us" in seventeen languages.
Content includes:

Alien bureaucratic procedures gone wrong
Military cultural misunderstandings
Humanity's accidental intimidation of galactic civilization
The true horror of discovering human "recruitment videos"
What happens when aliens discover TikTok
The galaxy's reaction to human "mandatory fun days"

#HumanityFY
#MilitarySFF
#FirstContact

[SandraNelson]

I've become fond of Blorp. I hope he is enjoying a peaceful, meditative exile. Without crayons.😊

[juistian]

The mention of Marines and crayons made me spit my coffee all over my lap and keyboard.

[axionthsharonannKendel-jkot]

From the early days of AI to now, how far we've come in so short a time. Amazing😊😊

[ericoyen]

Considering I’ve had plenty of my family members in the military, and someways this is an accurate description of the basic forces, the regular forces, and the elite forces. And yes, the elite forces are the ones that give nightmares to the regular forces. :-)

[DaemonwarriorJulius]

Marines and crayons had me spit my beer, the seventeen pages of "nope" sent me rolling 😂

[NCC-A]

"We call them special forces because if we said what they actually areit would violate several international treaties."

"It was one word on seventeen Nope."



I it. 🤣 great video, had me smiley ear to ear.

🫡 Separfy, you wacky and.
Nutty extraterrestrials, superfy. 🫡

[Diesel]

As a part of the crazy monkeys directive, loved this story!

[RobertStewart-im]

This is brilliant and hilarious! I know 3 former seals and a Marine raider. Scary and crazy is an understatement.

[Orinslayer]

I choked on my toast when they called the m2 a small star destroyer

[LagarInc]

Great video; I look forward to the next

[smithcj]

Great Stories, that remind me of the 'Crazy' Hitchhikers Guide to the Brilliant

[RobertStewart-im]

Watching again and this time when they said the M2 is a small star destroyer, I spit and inhaled my friggin spaghetti. Ya know what that's like out the nose?

[Dipti]

An they havnt even found out about black ops...

[stevenjohns-savage]

Ra Ra Ra😮. We got the Crayons 😃. Hahahaha 😃

[saparotrob]

Your stories are great. Could you make the closed captioning optional? It totally ruined the sacred toilet brush joke.

[lacucaracha]

Ship called "probably fine" xD

[goatkiller]

Navy SEALs aren’t seals. But the ground pounders have lots of good doggos. And the coast guard was trying to train pigeons to spot PFD orange.

[maryannweitzel]

Good luck with humans not spreading across the galaxy. 😂

[Phoenixth]

You forgot junior reserve officer training corps And civil air patrol

[lacucaracha]

...and theese are the NORMAL ones ?! xD