Dr. Scholl’s Recalls All Products After Announcing Only Way To Fix Flat Feet Is With Eugenics

[arifhossain]

I'll inform my brother of his status as an undesirable

[GSBarlev]

The only surprise here is that it took this long. Come on, everybody knows what _Herr Doktor_ Scholl was up to between 1939 and 1945.

[ronniefnd]

Holy shit, i didn't see it was from the onion so the eugenics thing got me lol

[jonathancarlson]

"We must not just take their lives- but destroy their soles!"
-Dr. Scholl, maybe

[parsnipguy]

I’m flat footed, I think they’re onto us

[yzzazz]

explains why those foot soldiers were at my house with calipers yesterday 😢

[jamesmyers]

This doesn't track. Companies won't develop permanent solutions to a problem that can be addressed via products 😂

[arturobandini]

It’s the most humane thing to do if you think about all the options reasonably

[Happy]

i literally had to get surgery on my feet because of how flat footed i am, i am dr. scholl's #1 enemy

[notemiIy]

This could’ve been a real statement that Dr. Scholl’s made during the Walmart foot machine / magical shoe slip ins days.

[cathrinewhite]

I have incredibly flat feet. Whenever I walked barefoot through a sprinkler & then across a sidewalk, he would say he was following Sasquatch😂

[DADela-htux]

Oh nice of them to totally forget us folks with two left feet. When will we have our day?

[renatocorvaro]

Well, guess I better sign up to have my nads removed.

[doryiii]

I'm leaving this comment here for people coming back to this video 15 years from now talking about The Onion's time machine.

[wrvbsop]

As someone with healthy arches, i can confirm flatfooters are a burden to society

[lukasyanni]

Dr. Scholl's office in Tel Aviv put out the statement.

[indigocoolvinyl]

Bro the world is so fucked that I genuinely thought this was real

[LuckyLandco]

Its ok, I have super high arches. They can just put me with a flat footer to make a normal human

[jaletheninstonekin]

The moment he said eugenics I looked down and was like, "Oh! Its just the Onion. Classic Onion!"

[peterclarke]

"First, they came for the shoes..."