Cap’n Crunch is an Imposter #shorts

Cap’n Crunch is an Imposter!
You read that right, the cereal mascot Captain Crunch is an imposter!

The Captain Crunch Cereal Mascot's real name is Horatio Magellan Crunch and though he claims to be a captain, his uniform tells a different story.

The so-called “Captain” Crunch wears a uniform with only 3 gold bars on it, which signifies a commander and not a captain. The US Navy has reported that they have no record of a Captain Crunch who has ever served in their ranks.
Is this a case of Stolen Valor? Maybe, or maybe he’s just a delusional old man.

Defenders of Horatio claim that the commanding officer of any vessel is referred to as Captain

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[helpthisasian]

His rank is called CAP’n for a reason 🧢

[orangedoggy]

I love how serious it sounds about a darn cereal brand

[Evening]

Well in the redesign he’s a captain now

[Reknaw]

He's NOT a Captain but Cap'N Crunch there is NO LEGAL TERM OF HIM BEING A CAPTAIN. That's his legal loop hole.

[crushedbottlegaming]

He's just climbing the ranks first 1 bar then 2 now 3 next he will be a cap'n

[randompatriot]

You forgot one thing, he doesn't even serve in the military as a WHOLE. According to MatPat's video on Captain Crunch, the ship he commands is the SS Guppy, look at the SS, and then think of a navy ship from the US, do you see the difference? SS is for *civilian* ships, while USS is for navy ships.

[woodynightshade]

Wow, someone has more time on their hands than I do!

[Joshinken]

You don’t need to do the loop thing, you’re not putting enough effort in to make it seamless, so it just seems odd

Its OK to have a video that doesnt end with the first half of a sentence

If you do decide to keep it, record it as one line and split it up into two tracks to put at the beginning and end of the video, otherwise it just sounds like one of those answering machines going “youve reached the mailbox of [THOMAS]”

[eqianaturama]

But his boat is civilian its "SS"