Dramatic Yelp Review - Chauncey reviews Prince St Pizza

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Dramatic Yelp Review - Chauncey reviews Prince St Pizza

- Yeah, it wasn't my finest moment.

I mean, when I got arrested
by the police that night

I didn't know what to think.

I was just basically at the gas station
with money in my hand
and the police was just like,

they see me talking to this prostitute.

I didn't know she was
a prostitute at first

but then I figured it out that she was.

But man, they put two and
two together and decided,

"Hey, we're gonna have to take
this kid down to the tombs."

I'm sitting there in the tombs, man.

I'm like, what did I do, man?

I'm like, what did I do, man?

Why am I here?

And I'm in a cell with a dude named Tiny.

Big ass dude.

I mean, this guy is huge
and his name is Tiny.

I was scared man.

Oh my God, I was so scared.

I thought he was going to eat me.

like a couple of Ho Hos or something.

It wasn't good for me, man.

I was scared.

But then they finally called my name.

And then it was my mom.

Mommy came and got me.

I was so so happy that my
mom came and got me, man.

We got in the car.

I explained everything to her.

Wrong place, wrong time.

Not my intention.

And she said, "It's okay, baby.

"It's okay."

And she rubbed me on my back and said

"Listen, what can I do for
you to make you feel better?"

And I said "Mom, please, I'm hungry.

"Let's just get some pizza."

And she took me down to this
place called Prince Street

Prince Street Pizza.

Yeah, that's it.

That's the place.

It had this nice pepperoni
pizza that was squared.

The pepperonis was nice
and round and crunchy.

It was doughy around the outside.

It was crunchy on the bottom.

It was amazing, man.

It was the best piece
I've ever had in my life.

My mom rubbed me on my back.

She said, "Baby, it's gonna be okay."

And I said, "Thank you,
Mom, because I love you.

"I would never disappoint
you again but I'm sorry."

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