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[syrathdouglas]

Nobody else had cannibalistic conversations with their parents?

[kaseyk]

How to tell the first poster doesn't cook, lmao. You'd slow cook to break down fat and collagen for a then more moist and tasty meat. Such as roast, brisket, pork belly, or literally any meat.

[play-fool]

my guy, the fat is what makes any kind of meat that you eat taste good, it melts into the meat while it cooks

[blueman]

You want the livestock fattened because fat doesn’t just develop as slabs of isolated fat outside the muscle. It develops within muscle tissue as well, which adds a ton of flavor. Trust me, even OP wouldn’t want to eat meat with no fat.

[aylaandersen]

Average dinner table conversation for my family

[aidenl.]

The fact that the one asking the question is Hooty makes it a whole lot better.

[mrwayne]

Op never had properly cooked meat. Feels bad.

[TheMeasuringCup]

“Fat is the grossest part of the meat” is an INSANE sentence, like that’s where the flavor comes from

[BlazingShadowSword]

See, I'd have a problem if they were focusing on the children part of it. These people are going purely educational with how cooking meat works in general. I have a feeling the same cooking techniques would work on pork or beef.

[resied]

Also muscle is fibrous and bad taste, which is why we don't eat predators (lots of muscles)

[richertai]

Yes, of course, fat is grossest part of meat. That's why chicken thighs, bacon, pork ribs, and marbled steak are considered the least desirable meats.

[_MECRONANCER_]

"Gestures at a child-sized rotisserie grill"

[iamthewalrus]

Yes we're discussing canablim today. Is this your first time on Tumblr?😂

[TheNaturalnuke]

“No, I’m explaining the logistics of witches eating children.”

[mikaeelmalik]

Also rendered fat has 1000 household uses

[ladykoiwolfe]

Also consider that what we eat affects how we taste. It's why we want our food fed good quality feed. Feeding that child candy is the first step to making a sweet tasting dinner.

[MintMoss_Cookie]

Admittedly, I've wondered why fattening the future meal was necessary, before.

Great to finally have an answer!

[carolynr]

Marbling. Forget wagyu beef, wagyu humans is the real delicacy

[thGenNewton]

Not a semantical argument; still very funny.

[deltavega]

Is this what Cows talk about when we fatten calfs for veal?