My First Minecraft Championship

i don't ask to suffer and yet i still do

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Music:
"Thought You Knew Me" by Guy Trevino and Friends

[Technoblade]

my original MASTER PLAN for this weekend was to upload a Skyblock video yesterday and then this today, but the admins ruined me by releasing a huge skyblock update out of NOWHERE so now I've got to add more to it. I'm not lazy, I swear! ok that's all. carry on

[chxns]

12:01
‘I killed tommy!’
Techno and wilbur: *nice nice*

[justsomeguywithhalfamustac]

Techno: *jumps around wall*

Mods: that's not how you play the game

[lilysgrosss]

“They call me the bingo boy”

Jschlatt didn’t like that one

[pogpig]

Technoblade: updates thumbnail
Youtube: here's your six million views

[minhkhoapham]

You gotta respect Techno, man. Some youtubers lose themselves after they become famous. But not Technoblade. 200k subs or 1.5M subs he still only uploads once a decade.

[rustyshade]

Techno using a wooden block vs 8 players: defeats them all with 8 hearts left
Techno and his entire team vs border: instantly dies and loses all respect from the viewers

[davidkylebacierto]

*_It's funny how they give Techno the equipment knowing that they're gonna get carried in hunger games_*

[bulldozer]

Techno: “so bingo is like pvp but you want to find people who are trying to play it single player right?”

[officialronii]

Technobade: 'i waited 3 month for this tournament'
Everyone else: 'i waited 1 year for Technoblade to upload'

[FBI-lepy]

Other streamers' chat when losing: Aww, poor thing. You did your best, well done!!1

Technoblade's chat: You fool, you've failed your entire bloodline, thus you'll be put as an outcast from society. No man in history shall ever forgive you.

[blitz]

Techno cant become overcome with fame, hes built his image on being egotistical.
One of his 1st jokes was based on how he doesnt lose fights and never dies, i mean hell, hes been the god of pvp since before mc monday.
This man is a legend, just ask him

[GraveF]

I feel like Wilbur Soot was born to play with Technoblade

[bioreactor]

We have discovered Technoblade's one weakness.
A team

[joelmount]

Techno is the only person who doesn't make me mad when he brags

[xkumorii]

techno if you changed the thumbnail and tittle to boost the video then you did a good job because im actually rewatching this rn

[forfob]

This video should be called “Phil is my best friend let me prove it to you in 18 minutes”

[k_nge]

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"

-Sun Tzu

[milkmaster]

Hypixel:we might have to reschedule the next tournament to a more “convenient” time

[helios]

Technoblade after realizing that he can just change the title and thumbnail to get free views: stonks