Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Palutena's Guidance - Meta Knight

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Showing Palutena's Guidance on Meta Knight.

"I wonder if Meta Knight could actually end up being a stronger Kirby if he really can copy abilities as well," Chris wondered.

"He prefers being Sword Kirby with wings. Let him be," Palutena said.

"Can't say no to being able to take flight with a sword in hand!" Pit boasted.

"Stop being so biased, Pit," Viridi said. "He must embrace what he was born with. That knight is losing the chance to show what he can really do behind that mask."

"Hmm, the mask... Maybe he's embarrassed of sucking people whole," Palutena said, giggling at the thought. "How'd you react if he approached you, maskless, and said in his deep voice 'I'm going to eat you'?"

"I-I'd freeze and succumb to my fate," Pit said.

"I'd wince because I'd know it's him," Chris said, already wincing.

"I'd say eating a goddess is bad for the indigestion," Viridi said.

"I'd drop on my knees and hug him," Palutena said. She got stared at. "What? It's not a secret he's just a slightly larger, dark blue Kirby. I'm getting a tad sick of the pink color. Cut me some slack."

"In that case, I'll catch him for Lady Palutena!" Pit said, running off. "Meta Knight! Prepare to be taken to Lady Palutena!" he was heard proclaiming, right before his screams of agony and fear echoed.

"Yeah, saying that out loud is sure to set some flags," Viridi said.

"That and saying you'll become a pet to Palutena, which really, it's the worst part," Chris said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Palutena asked, insulted. The other two chuckled at her expense while Pit stubbornly tried to capture Meta Knight to no avail.

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This whole conversation is exactly why he wears the mask. He doesn't want people to see him like they see Kirby.

thecpmr

"They don't have alot of power, so use your shield until you see an opening."

Meta Knight: *_Fight me._* 😡

bottomtext

"If he took off his mask, could he inhale things too?" That's what I've been wondering for years.

HyperDragoonHx

Pit should be thankful this is Ultimate and not Brawl

chinoc

Palutena: "They don't have a lot of power, so use your shield until you see an opening."
Meta Knight: "And I took that personally."

ArtisticValor

"They dont have alot of power, so use your shield untill you see an opening."
*Proceeds to die*

KomalaKirigiri

Palutena: They don't have a lot of power, so use your sheild until you see an opening.
Meta Knight : *one shot Pit*
Me: not a lot of power ?

baozah

Palutena: They don't have a lot of power-
Meta Knight: Bitch. *One shots Pit*

DoctorTex

They dont have alot if power so use your shield until you see an opening.
Seconds
Metaknight attacks pit
Pit dies

josefinamendez

"Don't have alot of power"
Mf got yeeted on the skies for seconds

henrytheofflineperson

Nintendo just give us a conformation IS META KNIGHT JUST A COOLER KIRBY

MemeBeans

Thats why you NEVER underestimate Meta Knight

Hello_Kitty_Fan

""He prefers being Sword Kirby with wings. Let him be, " Palutena said."

- CHRIS: Eh Meta Knight is like totally different in terms of personality and attitude and demenaor and battle style and friendship circles and likes and dislikes and well everything compared to Kirby honestly. I mean yeah they look very similar due to being star warriors but Meta Knight is more then just a masked Kirby with wings.
PALUTENA: Well he likely doesn't have the copy ability thus he doesn't really have Kirby's potential thus he's kind of less then a masked Kirby with wings.
CHRIS: Yeah but Kirby's potential exceeds everyone else in this tourney. *holds out hand* I mean since Meta Knight is the one who mostly trains and keeps Kirby on task in any way whatsoever he actually must be pretty strong.
PIT: Yeah I've never beat him.
VIRIDI: *Sarcastically* Wow that's some impressive bar.
PIT: Hey I'm decently tiered.
CHRIS: I'm not talking about tiers though I'm talking about pure natural strength. If Meta Knight is a star warrior whose fully trained even without copy and infinite gluttinous hunger he still must be a wrecking beast of a fighter.
PALUTENA: Hmmm we best break out the power scale list for this one. *Takes out a chart showing the various smashers* Hmmmm he is a pretty high A around Cloud and Ike but it doesn't seem like he's really around my or Mewtwo or ...umbrawitch's S god tier ranking.
CHRIS: Well is Kirby on that list?
PALUTENA: Yeah but like you Kirby bounces around in terms of actual strength levels. Meta Knight really shouldn't.
VIRIDI: Oooh maybe his mask is a limiter that holds back his true battle level and when he takes it off he can go full force but does not wish to against weaker opponents.
CHRIS: ... That's Zaraki of Bleach.
VIRIDI: Hey that was an eyepatch not a mask.
CHRIS: Same point.
VIRIDI: Well he does seem to be god tier when you say something about his mask. Remember the last guidance interaction we had?

"Meta Knight went on to obliterate Viridi's forces and silenced her about his embarrassing secret after this was over."

- CHRIS: *Looks up* I didn't write that.
PALUTENA: Not today you did. That was from the smash 4 one.
CHRIS: Oh right... huh if he did wipe out the entire forces of the goddess of nature to shut Viridi up he must be god tier.
PALUTENA: Or he threw a bunch of trash around-
VIRIDI: Don't bring that up.
PALUTENA: Only saying. Also how canon was that last guidance?
CHRIS: *Shrugs* I don't think I even do the guidances with any sort of continuity whatsoever just with these let alone with the previous ones I did.

""Hmm, the mask... Maybe he's embarrassed of sucking people whole, " Palutena said, giggling at the thought. "How'd you react if he approached you, maskless, and said in his deep voice 'I'm going to eat you'?""

- CHRIS: Meta Knight can't eat people though.
PALUTENA: So if he tried eating you then you'd just say "but you can't eat people."
CHRIS: *nods* Yeah I'm not going to just fall for an opponent's attack just because someone else seems to think they can do something when I know they can't.
VIRIDI: Hmmm that seemed like the opinion of an actual trained warrior.
CHRIS: *Smiles* Oh well thanks-
VIRIDI: *starts tapping him harshly with her staff* Who are you and what have you done with the real Chris?
CHRIS: Ow stop it I am Chris! *moves back* I'm only saying because I played the games I know Meta Knight can't eat people so why act shocked or scared if he said he was going to do so? I'd honestly act more confused then anything.
PALUTENA: You know with how little though we really know of Meta Knight's history we aren't sure he wouldn't have that power.
CHRIS: Uh if Meta Knight had that power why would he be using Kirby to get revenge against Nightmare for the destruction of the Star Warriors and not himself?
PALUTENA: I'm sure there's like... several anime cliched reasons why.
CHRIS: No I want an actual reason.
PALUTENA: Uh...maybe he just gets bad indigestion from eating people so doesn't like doing it. *Chris just stares at her* Well look let's just play what if okay? WHAT IF Meta Knight approached you maskless and said in his deep voice "I'm going to eat you" and you actually knew he had the power to eat you?
CHRIS: Okay well now it's a question of why. Is this like a Bowser's Inside Story problem he was given? Is is part of some training exercise? Is this something Meat Knight regularly does just like Kirby? Is the process the same? Will I just be eaten or will be spit back out? For that matter-
PALUTENA: FINE NEVER MIND. *Groans* Way to suck all the fun out of the question Chris.
CHRIS: Well maybe you need to ask better questions.
PALUTENA: *Smirks* Well maybe you need to write me better questions to actually say.
CHRIS: Oh self burn... oh wait no I'm not the me that's actually Chris so yeah burn by someone else.

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"I'd drop on my knees and hug him, " Palutena said. She got stared at. "What? It's not a secret he's just a slightly larger, dark blue Kirby. I'm getting a tad sick of the pink color. Cut me some slack."
"

- CHRIS: But you usually wear white or green or yellow not Pink. Besides isn't Pink like a more romantic or just girly color? Shouldn't you be getting sick of like yellow or something?
PALUTENA: No I'm sick of using my kirby pillow which sometimes is Kirby and want to switch to a Meta Knight pillow.
PIT: *holds out his sword* I shall get Lady Palutena her pillow in the name of-

"Meta Knight went on to obliterate Palutena's forces and silenced her about his use as a pillow after this was over."

PALUTENA: Well at least I always have my back up pillow. *holds up Jigglypuff* You may be super shades of Pink but you are comfy.
CHRIS: *Looks at Jigglypuff* You're cool with this?
PALUTENA: Hey she listens to me sing for an hour before going to bed, this is literally the best gig I've ever had.
CHRIS: ... And suddenly Pit is no longer the smasher I feel the sorriest for.
VIRIDI: What about Luigi?
CHRIS: Even Luigi gets more respect then being treated like a pillow.
VIRIDI: Yeah you say that but we don't know what goes behind close doors for the Mario brothers-
CHRIS: Yeah and on that note we're done.

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