The Sound of Science: Hunger Games for Sperm | Charge A Phone With Your Body | Cat Expressions

Stephen Colbert brings you all the latest news from the world of science, including alarming statistics about global sperm counts and a study that argues cats employ nearly 300 different facial expressions.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[brandonbuckles]

That peacock laughing in the audience is hilarious

[horrorchicken]

3:02 I don’t know why, but the 3 blind mice joke cracked me up more than any others in this segment 🤣❤️

[gus.smedstad]

The book cover had it correctly as “arthropod, ” but for some reason Stephen pronounced it as “anthropod.” Which would be “human shaped animals with feet, ” I guess.

[BethJoan]

I don’t know why people still make the “cats aren’t affectionate” I’m sitting here with three cats that follow me around, lay next to me or one me, and even groom me.

[SoberOKMoments]

The low sperm count being linked to Pesticides might actually get men's attention, given that years of knowing glyphosate (Round up) and others like it causes cancer, fetal malformations, Parkingson's disease, kidney problems, despression, neurological disorders and - oh yes - kills millions of bees and amphibians - hasn't yet done it.

[jcoopes]

Buckle up, I agree with Stephen, this year is gonna be bumpy as hell! But we’ll make it! 🤞🏻 just remember to vote to end the chaos of *rump!

[laalaastl]

That butt plug joke is possibly the bluest joke Stephen has told without blushing so far. Congrats, Stephen!

[NewMessage]

That's what we need... Indestructible locusts.

[SpaceForceCommander]

If sperm concentration has fallen by 50%, they should study harder!

[AimeeRose]

Someone on the writing staff is a nerdfighter. The fault in my pants joke is classic brotherhood 2.0

[tygerstar]

OMG. That picture. Prog rock Stephen. They should’ve kept that up for at least five seconds!!

[Sharonmxg]

I love Taylor Tomlinson. She is very funny and I think she is very wise. She went to therapy and understood the assignment. The fact that Stephen picked her to host the After Midnight show that he produces is a shining example of the Colbert bump. I can think of no other currently touring comedian who deserves the boost more than Taylor. I predict she will become a household name and be a late-night staple for years to come.

[pibyte]

4:50 I just love how proud Stephen is on that butt plug joke. ^^

[doktorarbeitslos]

I can't believe that HOURS after watching this segment, I went back to watch the stuff about cats again xD

[lorigoshert]

Is there a juvenile falcon in the audience? Seemed particularly excited by the mouse segment.

[kevinconrad]

Your graphics team out did themselves on this segment, well done.

[TheBlade]

Like Stephen says all the time "So...cancer cured already then?" 😉

[louiebee]

The one cat expression missed is "What the hell are YOU staring at?!?"🐱

[SunGawdRa]

I hate I lost it as hard as I did at the 3 blind mice joke!

[mikenicholas]

The Steven & Corbenkle intro/ outro was a hit.