Kitteh, Kitter, and Catto - internet names for cats

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Doggos aren't the only aninmals with their own language. Kitteh, kitter, and catto are some of the internet names for cats. This chart gives you a thorough explanation of language you might find in popular cat memes. There are many similar themes shared with doggos, but this video is for all the cat lovers out there.

A cat is a catto. A small catto is called a kitter or a kitteh. And then a big catto is a fatto catto. An extra big catto might be one of the wild cattos. And a baby wild catto is a wild kitteh.

Cattos like to hunt aninmals. Typical prey includes birbs, cheese boyes, blub blub doggos (which are fish), and the elusive dot from your laser pointer.

There are also many types of catto species. A few of them include the purrsian, siameowser, blak catto, nekid catto, and cheeto.

Cattos also do many things. A blep is when they poke their tongues out just a little. A mlem is when a catto licks it's chops. A derp is when a catto is acting goofy or weird. And sometimes cattos enter the cat dimension. According to the subreddit, the cat dimension "is a space accessible to all cats. Certain other animals can also enter it, though such occurrences are rarer." Usually this happens when there's a loud noise, something scary, a good hiding place, or any other reason because cattos don't need a reason to enter the cat dimension.

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[Greyshadow]

It warms my heart to know that someone whose job is “shop for chart-making programs” gets to watch these videos under the pretense of working.

[allys]

“Some cats like to hit the nip, but sometimes it can cause a derp.” 😂

[elijahyates]

Literally the ONLY company so far to successfully use memes for their ads. I have absolutely no reason to make a flow chart but I visited your site

[jacknelson]

You are doing the lord's work with the absolute best marketing campaign in the history of businesses

[pawsomepetcare]

"If it's fatter than a fatto catto, it's a king catto"







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[nauuuurrrrr]

He missed the chance to say: "when a kitter is strong it's a fitter kitter"

[BobSmith-gopu]

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[hannahisabelle]

How much does your marking team get cause they need a raise 😂

[nuIlIllI]

This never gets old. It's a masterpiece.

[Hopischwopi]

Love how they evolved their style and he is much more confident with speking in the newer ones ^^!

[Eclipse]

"Cattos are mostly sleeping but sometimes standing or WaTcHiNg yOu PeE"

[threefingerdeathpunch]

This are some of the best advertisements

[annisaayurianto]

"Fatto catto" 😂😂😂 love this channel

[jenniferholloway]

I so lurve these ads. I wish I could think of a reason I need a flow chart to support this awesome group!!

[christmemea]

I’ve literally never heard any of these except for “catto”

[adeade]

I love that you guys actually reply and care about your diagramming community whenever I'm in need of charting software I'll definitely get Lucidcharts!

[edsweet]

This video made me remember all the times I called my cat Tess these things but sadly Tess past away in early summer

[spacecatkin]

"this is a catto"

Me, who came up with a catto because I added 'to' to cat to match the word 'eggo': 👁️👄👁️

[happygolucky]

Really the best modern advertising. It was funny, relevant, and gave good feelings to the product. Please reward the team that thought of and did this ad.

[jamesloucks]

Am I the only one that forgets these are ads until the end. These are the most incredible ads anywhere, ever. They have officially replaced the "where's the beef" ads from Wendy's as my favorite.