Stardew Valley After You Read the Wiki | Animation

Stardew Valley Wiki = The Sacred Texts

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[theshire]

How to make everyone fall in love with you: read up on every detail of their lives. It worked for me

[imcaleb]

My favorite part is whenever I'm waiting for them at the spot i know they're going to be at to give them their stupid salad.

[Berberbug]

Nothing like standing outside of Sebastian's bedroom for around an hour holding a plate of raw fish waiting for him to leave

[lesliewinter]

Harvey: "This is my favorite stuff. It's like you read my mind!"
Me, closing 11 tabs of stardew wiki: "Crazy right!?"

[vik]

Saw a tweet once that read, "You are a villager in Stardew Valley. You approach your hangout spot by the sea, and find the new farmer. He has been fishing for 10 hours. He pauses to horf down 4 pieces of raw seaweed. He notices you, and gifts you an uncooked egg from his pocket. Your fondness for him grows."

[sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid]

- Are you happy?
- I mean... Yeah that's a nice gift but...
- Good
*leaves the building*

[fAKSDFKamsdf]

I often wonder how the citizens of pelican town would feel, knowing the farmer has access to a detailed guide cataloging every minute detail of their lives

[RattyFairy]

I feel like even "canonically" the farmer is a huge creep, hiding around corners and listening in, reading discarded trash to find out more about people, I find that default personality real interesting.

[robynnhoud]

me: **has been fishing for 4 hours**
Willy: Wow! Such dedication!
me: **is waiting for Eliiot to leave his stupid cabin so I can give him a stupid duck feather**

[MegaChickenfish]

Stardew Valley before reading the wiki

Me: Uhh, hi. You like...sashimi? Most guys I've met like food.
Kent: It reminds me OF THE WAR. [-1000 friendship points]

[Sethoffgrid]

Me, standing in front of Joja-mart waiting for Shane with a singular hot pepper in the palm of my hand:

[squirrele]

I grow coffee, he loves coffee. It’s an efficient romance.

[redwood]

I love the implication that he has never spoken to Harvey but is likely years in considering he has Truffle Oil

[halla]

Ah yes, takes me back to when I'd chase Shane through the village every morning, a single red chili pepper clutched in my grubby farmer fingers, racing to intercept him before he reaches the Jojamart

[not_a_tanuki]

I like how accurate the voice for Harvey is haha it's the exact kind of soft and kind voice I associate him with.

[dwightschrute]

“Hey Abigail”
“What the crap!? How did you get in our house? How long have you been standing outside my bedroom door?”
*Hands her some quartz*
“Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

[ryanwatt]

Farmer: I Know *Everything* About You...

Harvey’s eyeballs: *guess I’ll go now*

[benjaminmarson]

I'm more concerned about how you managed to get truffle oil before meeting all the villagers

[ignotsii]

The distortion of the stardew music was absolutely top notch 10/10

[benjiflint]

My wife Leah: "I made you some coffee!"
Me: "Oh thanks, I'll give this to Harvey while I'm out!"
Leah: 🔥🔥