Kissing Machine Lets Users Make Out Long Distance

When your love is far away, you can still get a smooch with this new invention. The Chinese-made device, which has a name that translates to "Long Lost Touch" in English, was created by college students. They were inspired by the stories of sadness and isolation that came out of pandemic lock downs. The company sold over 3,000 kissing machines and received about 20,000 orders in just two weeks after opening.

[canihelpyousir]

You know damn well 99% of the 3, 000 people who ordered them didn't buy them for long-distance kissing

[marz]

After seeing this I realized how close we’ve come to the end

[DiminutiveFungus]

So basically a fleshlight but instead of sliding in, you smooch it. Man, loneliness really is a pandemic.

[intpdefender]

people back then thought we’d have flying cars by now

[Amyrothgurd]

I have never been so creeped out my entire life 😂

[miner]

This really says a lot about our society.

[motherkyky]

Imagine someone walking in on you making out with your phone

[shippoever]

When she would rather kiss a mouth from hell than you 🫠

[shortyklee]

Pretty sure it won't just be used for kissing😊

[Mynderella]

I am going back to bed, what in the world. 😂😂😂😂

[christalburgess]

All I can think of when I see this is that one episode of the big bang theory when Howard made a machine that works exactly like this.

[ninja_k]

That's kinda creepy and hilarious at the same time. But hey, do what you want with you money..

[t_q]

*That's enough internet for today.*

[parkerteo]

THIS IS WHAT HOWARD AND RAJ MADE IN THAT ONE EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY

[BenAck]

The perfect Valentine's Day gift when you're single.

[namra]

Thank you Inside Edition for this super important news….. 😂

[philipdraper]

How sad that humanity is losing so much personal warmth and touch with one another from behind our iron ball and chain phones and devices, that we now need a simulated embrace….nothing can replace the kiss of a lover in real time.

[LMAOMAOMAOMAOMAO]

This must be some of the best invention in the last 20 years!

[PersonianOld]

Finally! I can interact with my grandma again after so many years!

[jhan]

I remember the Big Bang Theory episode 😂😂😂😂