I’ll slap Satan, take over in hell, Duterte jokes at rally

When he dies and goes to hell, President Rodrigo Duterte will slap Satan, cut off his tail, and turn it into a stew.

That’s a joke Duterte himself made on Tuesday at the campaign rally of his party, the PDP-Laban, in Cainta, Rizal.

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[carmenmalipot]

Ang Panginoong Diyos pa rin ang ating tingalain..

[dontlook-yeyu]

He doesn't fail to trigger a fruitful cringe in me. I love his fearless vibe. Reminds me of my dad. hehe.

[tobidelrosario]

Ito lng ung pagkakataon na naawa ako kay satanas 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[dino]

Nako Tay, be careful what you wish for

[clarejanfrancescabahug]

Tay wla Kang katulad iba ka salahat salamat sa mga maganda at mabuti mo nagawa sa bayan tunay ka at tapat na nagmamahal sa mga Filipino. Salute

[AJ-kwfx]

Hindi po biro ang impierno. 💔
"THERE WILL BE WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.(MATTHEW 13:50)"

ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! ✝️

[pila]

Sulid DDS mahal na mahal ka namin tatay PRRD👊💚

[orlandoclelo]

panalo ka talaga tatay digong!!!❤️❤️❤️ best president of my lifetime!!!

[Zayithyah]

Hell isn’t something one should take lightly. Hope whoever reads this will choose heaven, choose Yahushua Ha’Mashiach (Jesus Christ) while there is still time for our lives are unpromised.

[TheNaughty]

Its been an honor Mr president..thank u for doing a great service for this country

[annabelleabella]

Kayo n lng..cge dun kayo mag take over...sayong sayo ang pwesto mr fprrd..

[julietbarahan]

Wag po kayo mag biro ng ganyan Mr.Pres....magsisi na po kayo sa inyong mga kasalanan kasi matanda na po kayo ...manampalataya na po kayo kay Jesus.

[kwentongkusinero]

sir ikaw lang ang pangulo nakapag pasaya s mga masa, alam ko hnd lahat pero s 90% napatawa napasaya at natulungan mo, isa ako don. long life sir idol mayor

[ricky]

Mayor hindi pa tapos trabaho mo hiramin ka muna daw ng Mexico at gawin ka presidente😆

[leojr.medenilla]

Heaven and hell is a place on earth...
And god is within us....we are all a god particles...

[emmanuelsanchez]

gising gising. may time pa. mulat mulat sa katotohanan.

[AlphaManSix]

Ito ba iyong PRES na gusto ninyo? Ang panginoon parin ang maghahari Kabutihan laban sa kasamaan. ☝

[angelagonzaga]

After 6 years at sa lahat ng sinabi NI Du30, dito lang ako naniniwala na mag reunion kayo sa hell. 😂😂

[noel]

Wish granted haha nasa hell ka na aka the hague 😂

[Maric]

Buti na lng hindi ako maganda!😂😂😂😂😂✌✌✌❤❤❤