Thunder Show: Illuminati confirmed

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In this episode:

[martilito]

German driver: I bet you 500 marks you can't demolish that bridge.
Gunner: Hold my beer.

[MikeGoesBoom]

Vote me for president, I stay true to my name B)

[charlos]

I-16 is so small that it tried to land on a BTD-1...

[henlomryouu]

The I-16 pilot's reaction:
Woho! A kill!
*Two seconds later*


The BTD pilot's reaction:
C'mon, how could an I-16 shoot me down..
*Two seconds later*
Okay, I've seen enough now.

[oliverevans]

Werner: You see zaht bridge Rudy?
Rudy: Yes Werner?
Werner: I can see the vodka dripping down from ze engine!
Rudy: Ze Bolsheviks?
Werner: Yah mein friend, shoot that bridge!
*Pops off 12 shot*
Ivan: Vodka distillery ignited into flames, TAKE ME TO LENIN STALIN
Ivan then burnt up in flames shouting FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND VODKA
He died instantaneously due to burning.
R.I.P IVAN 1913-1944
Times this incident by 2, 000, 000 and you will find most Russian deaths in WW2 meet this description

[ThreeGuysOneBucket]

I didn't know the Soviet Union had kamikaze pilots!

[awfafaegawgfaghe]

The last clip shouldn't be shocking to anyone. Germans smell bad engineering from a mile away, and being only 100m from it must have infuriated the flakpanzer commander enough to demolish it and nearly facepalm himself unconscious. Besides, the bridges probably could use more trusses and the I beams don't appear to be connected properly.

[jaek_]

Hanz- "Hey, Soviet tank on that bridge!"
Ivan- "What?"
Hanz- "That bridge doesn't look safe!"
Ivan- "Don't worry, It's fine."
Hanz- "No, look!"
(Flakpanzer destroys bridge)
Hanz- "Told you!
Ivan-

[titanicman]

Lol, New asset added to Stuka. Retractable gear.

[TiagoSantosSupertogo]

People don't realize the true intent of that Yak. His main aim wasn't to win the battle, sure, he wanted that too, but his true intent was to make Gaijin understand what truly needs to be implemented in next updates: kamikaze rewards and planes, for those who prefer flying in a straight line instead of having to perform those overcomplicated maneuvers to get one kill ; )

[GamePlayWithNolan]

5:10 that's mean. He was so helpless too, just kinda fell and had no idea what was going on. So sad. :(

[bgriv]

Hold on a second...Gaijin has 5 letters in it. There are 5 nations in War Thunder. Each episode,  5 prizes are given out (The regular categories and best comment). 5+5+5=15.15/5=3. A triangle has 3 sides. A triangle is the sign of the illuminati. BUT WAIT! There are 2 modes in War Thunder, Tanks and Aircraft battles. 3+2=5. Now we're back to 5. Gaijin is illuminati confirmed!

[titanicman]

New asset added to War Thunder should be a triangular tank.

[TheGunningPony]

"Hanz, do you smell ze vodka?"
"Jawhul, commandant"
"Hold mein Sauerkraut"

[Kendric_Yap]

Meanwhile, Japan is nowhere to be seen.

[redstar]

That gepard took the phrase of pulling the rug out from under your opponent to a whole new level.

[maggotman]

This is actually a combination of German and Japanese tactics, similar to Stuka Kung fu. The Germans combined their bridge demolition tactic with the Japanese tactic of waiting till the enemy is "right on top of them"

[gusd]

flakpanzer driver said, "How nice of you to drop by, T-34"

[johnburns]

German driver: I can hear enemy on bridge
German gunner: hold my beer and I'll shoot bridge

[BrownFoxWarrior]

Now Snider can use those 5000 Golden Eagles to get himself a hero's coffin.