Wake up.. you’re in the Matrix

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Had the autistic kid at my class turn to me once and whisper he'd tell me one of the greatest secrets of the universe, one day. Mf had me waiting 3 more years and then moved away suddenly.

vitorpsn
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bro really said "WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP."

lkhdmrtn
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He then pulls out from his nostrils blue and red crayon both chewed up and covered in snot. Choose wisely

holdenmakoc
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The other kid across the room: 👁👄 👁

DeadlyScoots
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And now you're in the same class.

dustinminor
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"Shhh... Don't expose us! " ahh look.

VOID.Ly
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"goes back to eating crayons" caught me offguard

itskeysguys
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Bro's getting lead down the rabbit hole

ExtremelyRandomHuman
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I missed the part where thats my problem

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Or he says "I remember when I was a volunteer" and goes back to eating crayons

SludgeMan
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“You’re right…”

*_proceeds to eat crayons_*

yeweston
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*Plot twist:* He's _The Architect_

jonathanmarois
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Maybe autism is just the ability to see the real world and that causes issues in our reality.

TheNoobFN
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Marines are the Deadpool of our reality.

letsgetricketywreckedson
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I did this when i was in middle school, ,

whoareyouyouareclearlylost
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Theres 10, 000 different religions throughout history, they cant all be true

BryanSchaeber
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your 300 years from the future where machines conquer the world

-lil_nico
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Him: "You're in the matrix wake up. "

My anxiety doubting reality and believing him:

AlexHarvell
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Well that IS Andrew Tates target audience

AdanUni
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I i was in that class too. . Its was my freshman year. Big kid shooting zingers one hit me. I picked up my chair 🤨 looking right in his eyes. Scared crap out him. Broke the chair. He never sgot another zinger ever again. Same happened on a bus with kid who to was shooting zingers hit another kid with it .
Well you know its was last zingers sense

UnlimitedProccess