When you're in a James Bond movie but you don't play poker

►Follow me

[Danxv]

This does raise some important questions about poker, however, like, "why does having 2 perfect squares not give you an autowin?"

[figo]

This is basically my understanding of poker

[almond]

I'm sure, for a barman, who probably always has to deal with shit like "martini blabla bla insert some random stuff and add a quarter of lemon", which taste nobody would be able to discern from normal martini, a dude asking for a good old chocolate milk is a god-send angel, a refreshing heavenly breath with chocolate flavor.

[TheDyscontinuum]

"I thought you said we were gonna get high and have steaks" lmao

[johnchessant]

In Zach's rules, pocket aces must be the best hand. Both cards are perfect squares, cubes, 4th powers, 5th powers, ...

[Pouloririri]

"both... primes" was the best joke by far - I spat out my food

[johnchessant]

"$10, 000? But that's like rent, for a year"
So I guess this *isn't* the same guy from 'Apartment leases be like'

[janus]

No matter what weird game he played,
I want standardized rules for it!

[alessandropereira]

“Like what? Nanodolars?”
I lost everything LoL

[RockySmithsen]

I’ve never seen a James Bond movie but it looks like they would be really boring without the chocolate milk and swirly straw parts

[sowhatimsilly]

I swear they’re always playing poker whats wrong with some monopoly lol

As someone who actually doesn't know how poker works, im confused...

[nicolerodriguez]

This is by far my favorite!
"Milk. Chocolate. With a swirly straw."🤣
It's awesome, I love it! ❤️👀

[nibblesnarfer]

*Scene*

"That's it... Anyone wants to play poker now?"

*Google translated subtitle:*

"Anyone wants to play pokemon.."

[aperture]

Lmfao he actually got himself a chocolate drink

[almond]

"Big blind"
Rude. He's just got a little scar on his eye. It's a small blind.

[notabotta]

Does Zach seriously keep the $10 bill in his wallet behind the $20? Madman

[nousernamewasavailableandi]

Le Chiffre was my favorite Bond villain, Mads Mikkelsen portrayed him so well

[FareSkwareGamesFSG]

Always coming up with the most relatable skits, love you Zach.

[sungod]

Unironically though nonchalantly ordering chocolate milk at that casino table would be genuinely badass and intimidating